Kristine 0:08

Hey, it's Carrie and Christine, and we

Carrie 0:11

are

Kristine 0:11

best friends. Welcome to Two Babes Podcast.

Carrie 0:14

We are the owners of Lavender and Lace Boutique, a online women's boutique based outta Shore Park, Alberta, and we decided to start a podcast so we could talk

Kristine 0:21

to you all. All right, let's get started. Episode nine. Crazy. Yeah. Almost to that two hands, baby. Yeah. We're so close. Next week's, the two hand week can, oh. And we'll have to clap and round applause. Yeah. I'll figure out what button it is. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Good, good, good. Yeah. Oh, what a time to be alive. I can't wait. Me too. It's good. Okay. We're really excited about this episode, so,

Carrie 0:43

so

Kristine 0:43

excited. Jacked up. We have. Uh, we have guests. We do have guests. Two. Um, two guests. Yeah. We're going to talk about our weekend and get into all that good stuff and then we're gonna dive right in. Yeah.

Carrie 0:56

Yeah. So we have Isabel and Kelly here this week. They are the owners of Lavender and Oak Home Home Decor based out of St. Albert. Um, so basically on the other side of the world, pretty much. It's pretty far from here. Yeah, it feels like it's that far. Anyways, we're really dramatic. Um, we are dramatic. So they are. childhood friends of ours and they started their own business a couple years ago and we are just gonna have them here to like really just shoot the shit.

Kristine 1:22

Yeah. They are freaking hilarious. If you guys don't follow them on Instagram, make sure you do so cuz they're honestly hilarious.

Carrie 1:29

it'll be linked in lab. Yeah. Description for you guys.

Kristine 1:32

Good. Yeah. Perfect. Cause I'll probably screwed up, but Yeah, they're hilarious. Um, if, if something sounds a little choppy, it's because I had to take names. Out, um, just cuz you know, we wanna make sure we we're, you know, we're good that way. Yeah, we took some names out, last names in particular. Um, so if it sounds a little funky, if it sounds, maybe I jumped over something. It's cuz I did on purpose edit that portion out just so you guys are aware. We're really excited to have them with us. Yeah, it's gonna be so good. let's

Carrie 2:01

dive in. Yeah. How was your weekend? Kay? It was really good. Yeah, mine too. I wrote notes. I was with you for most of it.

Kristine 2:07

Yes. Um, and that's, makes me happy. So Friday, um, I worked on and off throughout the day. Um, I also went, I actually also worked out that day as well. One of my old friends, old school. School friends. Um, it was her birthday and she wanted to have a workup party. Mm-hmm. As you are aware. I am. Um, so I worked out at Raise the Bar here in Shard Park at 6:00 AM Uh, it was, that was a tough toughie.

Carrie 2:37

That was really hard for me. I want you to know that you were a really good friend, and I want you to know if that you said to me, Hey, do you wanna work out with me at 6:00 AM for my birthday? I would.

Kristine 2:48

What if I actually said, Hey Carrie, will you run a five kilometer. With me for my birthday, like that's what I want. Would you do it? I would. Would you? Yeah. Wow. Okay. I'll write that down 5K though. Like that's my limit. That's your max. That's it? Yeah. Cool. Cool. That's it. Honestly. Can we do it high? Yes. Perfect. Yes. Cool. Uh, yeah, so I did that. Um, wait. It was a lot of fun. It was a great workout. If you are local to the area, highly recommend raise the bar. It's awesome. It's women owned and women ran as well. It's pretty

Carrie 3:17

badass. It's really, and it's really close to

Kristine 3:19

here. Yeah. Yeah. It's really so mean. You pick up an order. Yeah. And go work out or No, no. Go work out or come here. Oh, you know what? Do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. You pick,

Carrie 3:26

you pick the order. We're, we're not here to tell you what to do.

Kristine 3:31

That was really funny. Um, and then I got a tattoo. Yes. And Carrie came with me. Yes. She was my, um, well, she was my moral support.

Carrie 3:39

Your emotional support

Kristine 3:40

friend? Yeah. Mm-hmm. It was, honestly, it was really nice to have a person there. It was a little bit of a longer session for me. Usually they're just little quickies, but uh, this one was a little bit longer and in a fairly sensitive area. It didn't hurt too well or too bad, but it was really nice to have you. Yeah, so thank you. Oh, anytime. Honestly, it was really nice for the drive there cuz it took forever. It's insane so far.

Carrie 4:04

So far, Stephan, like, I don't like to leaving Sherwood Park ever. So Yeah. As

Kristine 4:09

you know. Yeah, same. Same. So it was really nice to have you avoided at all costs. Me too. Um, so I got, um, Uh, two puppies, one for my husband, one for Scarlet. And sometimes if Jace pisses me off, then I'm gonna say it's carrie's. Mm-hmm. Because they are the August birth month we are. Um, so it's really nice flower. Um, and then I got a daisy for myself. Um, so it's a little bouquet, um, which I, I love it. I think she did such a great job. Got it done at Color Max Inc. Yes. In St. Albert. Um, recommend Kate. She was great. Yeah, she was great. Yeah, she was awesome. And I like that she wasn't too chatty.

Carrie 4:45

No, not at all. Like that was, she did her thing Nice. She just did her work and that was it. Yeah, I like that. Some not quiet in there too. It

Kristine 4:52

was nice. It was just very peaceful. Yeah. And it smelled very, like, it was very clean when you walked in. Sterile. Very sterile. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoyed it. So very nice. Very nice. Uh, Friday and then, uh, I don't, I didn't really too much after that Saturday. Um, I watched a lot of lost. I put that on my notes. Lots of lost. Lots of lost. I am obsessed with this show. Um, I've been, that's what, I haven't been reading anything lately, so I'm gonna get that out of the way. I haven't been reading, I've been watching Lost. I'm completely addicted. Um, I think we briefly spoke about it an episode or three ago. Uh, maybe, maybe briefly. Um, and, uh, I watched an episode or two back in the day, but I never really stuck with it. Never really. Mm-hmm. I didn't really know anything about it. Mm-hmm. And uh, I was kind of cruising for something to watch recently and I was like, like, this is the one and I am stuck in it. Yeah. So that's what I've been really doing for the past. Week of your life has been lost. Yeah. I've been watching Lost and I'm, any,

Carrie 5:56

anytime you're like, yeah. Oh, I'm on my way to come get you. I'm like, you're watching Lost right now. Yeah. You don't need to wait for your episode end. That's

Kristine 6:04

exactly, yes. Yeah, that's exactly it. So yeah. I've been watching Lost. I'm lost in Lost. Yeah.

Carrie 6:09

I, I started a new show too. Yeah. Charmed. Yeah, you did. And not new to me. I've watched it before. I. I can't remember if I've watched every season before or if I just kind of watched it when I caught it. I really don't know cuz it definitely was a long time ago. Yeah. So like you couldn't PV it. Right. But, um, it's good. Good and kinda forgot about some of it, so I love

Kristine 6:33

that. Yeah. Good. It's a

Carrie 6:34

really good, I'm, I finished the first season so Good. It's just a nice show that you don't have to like, Really focus on, yeah, you can have it in the background if you want. I

Kristine 6:43

especially since you've seen it before, like, yeah. Not like friends new, but it's been hundred years, years ago. Yeah. Like watching friends now. You don't have to actually look at the tv No. And tell you don't even have to be in the same room. No. When you know what's going

Carrie 6:54

on. No. I could plug my ears and tell you what they're talking about. Yeah, exactly. But you know, it's, it's such a good show. Yeah. And I'm not reading anything right now. I do go to LA later this week, so maybe I'll get some reading done while we're there. Laying on, laying by the pool. Yeah, that's awesome. Where there's no ozone layer. Yeah. Anymore. Yeah. So I'll be under an umbrella. Um, so. So maybe I'll get some reading done this weekend. One of my favorite authors just, uh, put a new book out on the 15th. So Nice. I've been kind of chomping at the bit to read that one, but

Kristine 7:25

boom. Sarah, Kate. Yeah. Nice. I like that. Yeah, she's

Carrie 7:28

my favorite author probably of all time. Um, so maybe next week I'll be able to talk about

Kristine 7:34

it. Oh. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. What else have you, did you do this weekend? Well? Oh, we hung out.

Carrie 7:39

Yeah. Saturday night we hung out. No, I was really busy teaching Jace how to get steps, and if you follow us on Instagram, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Because Jace was like, oh yeah, I'm trying to get 10,000 steps today. I'm like, well, I do that every day, bro. I'll, I'll show you my tricks.

Kristine 7:54

Figure eights. Figure eights. It's very important.

Carrie 7:57

I had had a couple beverage Ginos at

Kristine 7:59

that point that was so funny. And I hope you guys liked the videos. It was like Blair Witch Project style. I was laughing so hard. The video was just shaking the whole time. But

Carrie 8:09

yeah, that was really fun. It was so funny. We invited Christine and Jace just to come over for dinner on Saturday night, cuz um, they didn't have, they didn't have a kid so they could stay like unlimited. Yeah, yeah. Unlimited hours, which was, and

Kristine 8:20

we did, we did. And just for dinner meant like, Eight

Carrie 8:23

hours. Yeah. You guys came for dinner and we watched some rodeo and we had some beverage Os Yes. As we do. And then we went down to the basement to play Mario Kart, but then we ended up watching the Academy Country Music Awards. Yeah. The entire thing.

Kristine 8:36

That was really fun. I enjoyed it. I got a convocation. Yeah,

Carrie 8:39

yeah, yeah. It was really good. And then, and then we played Mario Kart. Yeah.

Kristine 8:43

I learned so many new artists. I mean, not new, but like new to you. New to me. New you. New to you. Yeah. Some I didn't like.

Carrie 8:49

No. Yeah, I know. Like that Hardy

Kristine 8:51

fuck him. I did not like him. He didn't, he

Carrie 8:54

rub me the wrong way. It wasn't my favorite performance, that's for sure. Is he

Kristine 8:58

better or know? Does he just, he personally, I felt offended.

Carrie 9:03

He's open. I didn't like, like he's opening for Morgan Wall in the season, so I'll let you know. Okay.

Kristine 9:06

Yeah. Keep me posted. Send me pictures, videos, all the, yeah. I'll keep you posted. Yeah. Um, I like to know more, more information. He rub me the wrong way. Yeah, that's fair.

Carrie 9:13

And then Sunday I did nothing. And I know you were a little bit busier on Sunday, but I did nothing. Yeah. That's like my Sunday thing apparently is doing nothing. Yeah. I, I typically enjoy that. We, we chilled. Good, clean the house. As I said, we're leaving this weekend so I kind of did some, made sure all my laundry for the trip was done and did some preliminary packing. Yeah, good. But I still have to finish that up. And then, uh, then we're leaving on a jet plane. Don't know, I doll be backing. I do know when I'll be backing.

Kristine 9:41

Yeah. Because I request information. Yeah. But yeah, give me your itinerary. I'm very

Carrie 9:47

excited. Good. We're headed down to la I'm going to the Morgan Wallen concert on Saturday. I am so excited. Already have my fit all picked out. What did you decide on? Oh, the same thing. I wore a nickel bag. Oh, I, I was gonna do something. That's what I thought you were gonna do. I was gonna do something like cute and fun, but then I'm like, it is gonna be hot there. Yeah. I just don't want that. Yeah. I don't wanna be sweaty Betty at the concert. I'm already gonna be hot, so. Yeah. Yeah. Good.

Kristine 10:15

Very excited. So good. Yeah. I'm excited for you. Yeah. I know the feels of like when you just love. That artists so much that like, yeah. You know, I get that. So I'm very excited for you.

Carrie 10:27

He's one that I, he's been on my bucket list to see for a while and I am just really excited because he is coming here later this summer. Eptember well to Edmonton Or Calgary? Well to Calgary, sorry. But you know, close. And I just, I hate Saddled Dome with everything that. I am. And so when he announced that he wasn't coming to Edmonton, I told my husband, I'm like, I know you don't really care about Morgan Wallen, but I know you don't wanna go see him at the Saddle Dome. Mm-hmm. And he's like, no. I'm like, Kate, these are the four locations that I'm willing to go see him. You pick? Yeah. Yeah. And we'll make a trip out of it. That's so nice. And he picked LA Perfect. Um, SoFi's a really cool, uh,

Kristine 11:08

stadium. Yeah.

Carrie 11:09

So I'm excited for that. And we're just making a whole five

Kristine 11:13

day trip on it. That's awesome. Date night extraordinaire.

Carrie 11:16

Yeah. Seriously. Going for some good dinners. Good. I'll fill

Kristine 11:19

you in on them next week. Yeah. I need all the info. I love food. Yeah. I'm excited for, uh, the pictures I'm gonna get from Nick. Yeah. He always sends me food pictures and I love that he sends me gross pictures and food pictures. So not of the weekend, but like just pictures he finds on the internet. Let's be specific. Like gotta clear the air there. Yeah, he's, he knows what makes me tick and he'll send me that and it's disgusting, but that's why I love him very much. Sibling energy, big

Carrie 11:47

brother energy. I always say that. Big time. Yeah. I love

Kristine 11:50

that for you guys. Yeah.

Carrie 11:51

Yeah. Okay. But that was, that was the whole weekend. Good. Honestly. And I watched so much Charmed on Sunday cause I just, good, I was tired cuz we were up quite late on Saturday night and then Nick wanted to make chicken fingers at one in the morning and, and we didn't get home till

Kristine 12:05

2:00 AM one. Was it one? Yeah.

Carrie 12:07

Oh, okay. You guys left at one one, like. 15 or so, and then Nick wanted to make chicken fingers. Well those prime chicken fingers take 20 minutes. Yeah, they do. So I was

Kristine 12:17

like, I just wanna go to bed. Yeah. Cause they're uncooked. Yes. So you have to like actually be thorough

Carrie 12:22

about the cooking process. They free forever. I'm like, why didn't you just pick nuggets? Yeah. They're so much faster. I'm, yeah. It's two in the morning. Yeah. Like eat your nuggies and go to bed.

Kristine 12:32

Yeah. I think I was like dead in bed. Like I think I just went upstairs. I don't even know if I washed my face. Like I just, I had a bowl of cereal. Did you? I poured

Carrie 12:39

it while you guys were there. You did? Yes. What cereal did you have? Frosta Flakes. And you're like, uh, they get so soggy and Jason are like, what's wrong with

Kristine 12:46

you? I don't remember this. No. No recollection. Oh yeah. I poured a bowl

Carrie 12:50

of Frosta Flakes while you guys were there and I was eating it as you guys were leaving. I had no

Kristine 12:53

fucking clue. Oh, I had no idea.

Carrie 12:56

Wow. Oh, also, I wanna tell everyone about any favorite drink. It's not that revolutionary. Um, but, uh, the tomatoes, the diet

Kristine 13:03

Pepsi, the wild cherry flavor. Yeah. With vodka. Just, that's all it was. Yeah. Was just vodka and the Pepsi. Yeah. It was freaking good. Huh? Was it cherry vodka? Just regular

Carrie 13:14

vodka. Just regular vodka. Remember I tried it with Jason. I thought Jace tried it with the, his cherry vodka. Jace tried it. No. Okay. Cherry.

Kristine 13:23

Wow. I had 10 twisted teas. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. And half a one before I even got there. Fair enough. Okay. So I had 10 and a half. Yeah. Oops. And I know how many I had because I brought so many. Yeah. Well I actually brought it twice. I had to go for refill. Yeah, you didn't bring refill the first time. Yeah. Jason's like, how many do you want? And I was like, five is plenty. Like, that's enough. Did you finished em before dinner? Yeah. Yeah. I had to go back for more like Christine. Slow down. You're not 18, you're fine. But whatever. It was fun. Yes. I enjoyed it. And I didn't get sick the next day, which is good. 10 outta 10 Anyway. Okay, let's, uh, should we jump into our, let's jump into our episode. Okay. We have something really exciting today. We have some friends with us. Carrie, do you wanna introduce them and bring'em

Carrie 14:08

in? Yeah. So we have Isabel and Kelly from Lavender and Oak. Hey, that was cute. Do you wanna just say who's who? So they, I mean, we are all gonna sound the same, but, okay. I'm

Kelly 14:21

Kelly,=the cool one.

Isabelle 14:22

Isabel? Mm-hmm. The cool one. Whatever. We're Isabel and Kelly from Lavender and Oak. Yep.

Kelly 14:30

Ugh. I love that. I'm so excited to be here. We're excited. This is great. This is fun. Let's just say that this room we're in right now has good vibes. Yeah. It good energy. I like

Isabelle 14:39

it. It's fun, right? Super fun.

Kristine 14:41

Bright and fun and crazy girly. Yeah. It used to be the ugliest room.

Carrie 14:46

Yeah, it was trash. Oh, it's cute now. It's beautiful. And so we just changed it around. Yeah. We did some pink chairs and we

Kristine 14:53

did all of this ourselves. Like really?

Kelly 14:55

Even this? Yeah. Yeah.

Carrie 14:57

Whoa. Really? Yeah. Guys are fancy. Yeah.

Kristine 14:59

Carrie put them on the wall and I was on the floor cutting them with like a box cutter. Oh. On the floor? On the

Isabelle 15:05

cardboard. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well,

Carrie 15:07

I like it. The only thing we had a man do was, uh, hang the curtain rod.

Isabelle 15:12

Who?

Kelly 15:12

We don't need the

15:13

men.

Carrie 15:14

No. Okay. Okay. So we, uh,

Kristine 15:16

oh. Oh, Kate. So we have some, uh, beverages. Yep. And I was really excited about this part. You guys ready? Mm-hmm. Yes. 1, 2, 3, oh,

Carrie 15:24

film. Love that. I hope gonna sound cool. I hope so

Kelly 15:27

too. Now we gulps. Mm-hmm.

Kristine 15:32

Yeah. We try to like,

Carrie 15:33

oh, I wear happy with my gulping. It's very loud. Yeah. How is that one,

Kelly 15:38

Jen? Let me try

Carrie 15:39

it. Okay, good. All if it's gross, have a different one. Yeah. Or just have another one. Anyways. I am not picky. Actually,

Kelly 15:46

you're hundred percent picky. Very happy. Who are you

Isabelle 15:49

kidding? I'm trying to be cool here. Okay.

Kristine 15:53

That's good. I'm easy For our listeners, um, if you guys don't know who Lavender and Oak is, why don't we, uh, why don't you guys tell us about yourself and about your company? Who are we?

Isabelle 16:03

Isabelle, and talk. Tell

Carrie 16:04

us just who you're, just tell us a bit about

Isabelle 16:06

yourselves too. Well, we've been best buddies forever. Mm-hmm. Too long and all. You shut up. All we ever wanna do is decorate. Yeah. So then one day we got sick of shopping and we decided to make our own store. And that's where Lavender Oak started. Yeah. Passion. So we have a little home. It's

Kelly 16:23

decor biz. Yep. We're moms too many kids For sure. Lot of kids.

Isabelle 16:28

Too many. You have. You have way more kids than me. How many do you

Kelly 16:30

have? Seven. No, I'm just kidding.

Carrie 16:34

Shut. I almost fell over. Seven kids. Seven

Isabelle 16:37

dads.

Kelly 16:39

No, I have four. I have four. It's still normal. I feel like one more. And it's like kind of like, okay, what's going on? Oh, then people

Isabelle 16:45

start questioning you.

Carrie 16:46

We were saying that about five. We think five is a little bit.

Kelly 16:48

Five is like, okay, why? Wrap it up. Are you Wrap it up. And like, oh, that's good.

Isabelle 16:54

Sorry. Delete. Delete. What'd you say? Did you say what that, are you farmers?

Kelly 17:00

Oh, that's ok. Farmers is fine.

Isabelle 17:01

No, they know. They know. But like I'm just saying, my family, like they had kids just to produce extra farmers, like extra help on the farm. So delete. Christine. Whole section gone. It's ok. Honestly, I

Kristine 17:14

don't think it was that bad, but yeah,

Kelly 17:16

we'll figure it out. Farmers are fine. Isabel and we live in Alberta. There's lots of them. Well I

Isabelle 17:21

know, but having to insult them. Okay.

Kelly 17:23

Oh sure. You're fine. I don't wanna get you canceled anyways. Love that. There's four. There's four of them, but we made it two minutes in delete.

Carrie 17:33

are you proud? That's so bad. You need to keep like raw version. I think sometimes I need to listen to this for my own pleasure. Yeah. Anyways, so you have, you have four? Yeah. Four. Yeah. Is

Kelly 17:44

has two. I have two.

Isabelle 17:45

Oh, Casey? Yeah. That's nice. That's

Kelly 17:47

a lot. Oh, thanks Carrie. She's like, see Isabel's. All right. She's normal.

Isabelle 17:52

She

Kristine 17:52

normal. Yeah. I'm laughing so hard. I'm heating up. I

Kelly 17:55

know. But yeah, so we're just moms and best friends and we have this little business going on. Yep.

Isabelle 18:01

That's it. We need it. Well actually it, it gave us an excuse to. Hang out more. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And pretend that we're being productive at the same time. I get that more of it, but in

Kelly 18:10

reality, we're just making dumb

Isabelle 18:12

videos. We do a lot of dumb shit. Oh my gosh. Your dumb videos are amazing. They're like,

Kristine 18:15

oh, they're bad. that's why I wake up in the morning. Sincerely. They're so

Isabelle 18:19

funny.

Kelly 18:20

They're so dumb. They're amazing. Sometimes, you know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you just question your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So when I wake up in the middle of the night, I will lay there and I'm like, what are we doing? This is the dumbest shit. I'm like, we should just delete this whole thing. Like, why are we, yeah. And then I'll text this all the time. Oh. And then in the morning I'm like, okay, maybe it's all right.

Isabelle 18:38

Oh, all the time. And I need your pep talk Sometimes. Be like, Kelly, I thought I put it all night. Like I was real dumb. What we just put up like, is that too much? Should we take it off? You're like, no, no. It's cool. It's not. I'm fine. Yeah. Well, we're just being ourselves though. Yeah. I don't know how to be professional. True. I True. Can't even pretend. No, US either.

Kelly 18:55

We're not. We're just gonna let her go. We, but I think that's what makes you guys relatable. Yeah. Is that you guys are just yourselves. You're not trying to be like this perfect. No version of who you are, you know? No, I don't

Isabelle 19:07

know how to,

Carrie 19:07

I don't how to, that's just phony. Baloney. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best. A lot of people are like that. Yeah. A lot

Kelly 19:12

of people are fake. And I feel like what's nice is that now, you know, whoever's here, whoever likes you, they like you. Mm-hmm. They don't like this like fake, phony version Yeah. That you're putting out in the world. They actually like

Carrie 19:22

you. I have a really hard time when I follow influencers and I really like them, and I think they're authentic. And then the longer I follow them, I'm like, no, you're not. This isn't authentic at all. It's

Isabelle 19:32

true. Yes,

Kelly 19:32

it's true. It's very like carefully

Carrie 19:34

curated. Yeah. You know? And then I, and then I get upset and I don't wanna follow them anymore. Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. I know it's true. It's really hard to find them.

Isabelle 19:41

Right. It is. You wanna feel like you can relate to people. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And you see like the darker, dirtier sides of people. Yeah. That's what I wanna see. Yeah. Yeah. So,

Kelly 19:50

and I also feel like if you put your authentic self out there and someone doesn't like you, like that's okay. That's fine cuz you're like, that's okay. You're not meant to like everyone. No. Yeah, that's totally fine. Don't lie to me.

Isabelle 20:00

Keep scrolling. I don't care. Yeah, keep going. It's, it's fine. We're not meant to be. Wow. You have side effects.

Kelly 20:09

Effects.

Carrie 20:10

But that was fantastic. You

Kristine 20:13

do have side effects and I can't reach them and Carrie has full control of them and it's my favorite

Carrie 20:18

thing in the whole time. I didn't mean to hit that one and that I felt like that was a really good time. I was just turning up Isabel's microphone a little bit and then I just hit it. Am I, oh, I'm being

Isabelle 20:25

quiet again. I'm sorry. It's okay. Cree makes fun

Kelly 20:27

of me. You know what Isabel does in life? When someone says like, here we, what's your name? She whispers, it's Isabelle. I dunno.

Isabelle 20:35

And I do, I didn't even notice until she made fun of me all the time. And now when I answer the phone, I'm terrified because she's sitting there and she judges everything I say.

Kelly 20:44

Every

Isabelle 20:45

time is Isabelle and I have to say it right. Cause she's like,

Kelly 20:49

she goes, it's Isabelle. And then every time you ever say your name, people are always like, pardon me?

Isabelle 20:54

That's true. Sorry. What's your name? Like what? Yeah, I know. Okay,

Kelly 20:58

Isabelle.

Carrie 20:59

I get it. I it is fine. You're, I'm trying to you're doing great. It's just the three of us are really loud. I, I just, I just had to adjust it a little bit.

Isabelle 21:09

I can just Cool. Kelly. I can watch this like

Kristine 21:12

first hours. This is funny. Like I'm the happiest person alive right

Isabelle 21:16

now. Oh, so funny. So funny. Do you guys make fun of each other too? All the time. Yeah, all the time. I feel

Kelly 21:21

like that is the sign of like a true, deep friend. Yes. Yes. When you're like kind of friends with someone, you still wanna be nice to them and not like, actually be like, what the fuck did you say that for? Oh, yeah. Whatever. Yeah. So

Carrie 21:33

who knows? Christine will do stuff. I'm like, well, that was fucking dumb. Like, that was dumb.

Isabelle 21:37

Do you regret

Kristine 21:38

that, Christine? I'm like, yes, I do.

Isabelle 21:41

But she has to call you out. Yeah,

Kristine 21:43

yeah. It's true. Or like, we'll say something or we'll do something stupid. And we're like, we're just gonna reverse that. Yeah.

Carrie 21:48

Yeah. Like, pretend that didn't happen. Nobody, never talk about that again. Sometimes you'll start, Christine will start asking me a question. She's like, Nope, nope. I'm, no, I'm not saying that out loud. That was a stupid question. I don't wanna ask it. I'm like, well, you have to tell me now.

Kristine 21:59

Yeah. Oh, it's 99% of the time it's mortifying. Yeah.

Kelly 22:03

That's awesome. Yeah, we're really

Kristine 22:05

good at that. But that's fine.

Isabelle 22:06

That's good. Yeah. Sign of a good

Kelly 22:07

French. I have a burp and I want a burp, so, so just let it out into this micro. Let her

Isabelle 22:12

rip buddy. Let her

Kelly 22:13

rip. I feel like he'd be so good in this. Do it.

Isabelle 22:16

It's gonna sound amplified. I'm gonna wait it, I'm gonna

Kelly 22:19

wait take. You're gonna

Carrie 22:20

let it like happen naturally. Yeah.

Kristine 22:23

I also wanna note that we have known Isabel and Kelly for like our whole lives. Yeah. Carrie. It's actually their age. I'm the baby of the, thanks for

Kelly 22:32

rubbing that one in there, Christine. That's problem. Christine,

Kristine 22:35

I'm Kelly's brother's age. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. We went to my little brother.

Carrie 22:39

Yeah. Okay. Not far

Isabelle 22:40

off. Are you guys up two? We're two years.

Carrie 22:42

Have you, have you turned 37 this year yet? I

Isabelle 22:44

did. I haven't. She loves rubbing that face. Yeah, she's, oh my God. I wonder what it feels like to feel far. Yeah, like

Kelly 22:50

48. Oh my God. Wait till you're 48, mid thirties over here. Yeah. Feeling good. Sorry, this is the older side of the room.

Isabelle 22:58

We're late thirties. This is the youngins over here. I

Carrie 23:00

am still 36 for another. Oh, stopping

Isabelle 23:03

shit is for another run

Carrie 23:04

in. It's true. It's funny cuz Christine's husband is a year younger than me. Oh yeah. And he turns, he'll turn 36, 5 days before I turn 37. So for those five days I'm like, you're the youngest. We're the same age buddy.

Kelly 23:20

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So when's your birthday? August 23rd.

Carrie 23:23

Okay.

Kelly 23:24

So you're a Leo, or no, are Yougo. I'm Virgo. You're on the cusp. Yeah. I'm so into this shit lately. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yes. What are you She's, I'm a Libra. You're

Isabelle 23:32

a Libra. I'm a Taurus. And Christina are a fucking Taurus. She is a Taurus. You're a bull. I am. Know what this means? I know everything. I'm, oh, I'm a Ram. I'm an Aries. Yeah. Wow.

Carrie 23:42

What are you. A Virgo. A

Isabelle 23:44

Virgo. I feel like you mom,

Kelly 23:45

you are a Virgo. But I'm a Virgo. Is Virgo. But I feel like you also have a little bit of that Leo, like that drive the Leo little

Carrie 23:52

bit. Yeah, a little bit do because I'm on the, the 23rd is the first day of Virgo. Oh yeah. Yeah. And so I was reading the other day about how August Virgos in September Virgos are very different. They're different. Yeah. And I like, it's true. That's really cool. I slot right in there. Yeah. Well you

Isabelle 24:06

guys are really,

Carrie 24:08

slot was a really good word. Thank you. Yeah. 10 outta 10 for me. You

Kristine 24:11

do that again sometimes.

Kelly 24:13

So you're organized and shit.

Carrie 24:15

I Okay. At work, like my, my life is a little bit chaotic, but I like things in order. Yes. Okay. Yeah. And like, yes, if, if Christine was gonna like type something out and I'd be like, well that, that doesn't have capitals at the beginning

Kelly 24:30

of You're like a stickler. Yeah.

Carrie 24:33

Oh, a stickler. Stickler. Wow. I need good words. And like, if you're gonna make a Word document, it needs to all look uniform. It needs to

Isabelle 24:40

be the same. Yeah. It bothers you. Yeah. Like

Carrie 24:43

it's, if the F sizes are changing and there's no rhyme or reason to it, I'm like, what is this?

Kelly 24:48

Yeah.

Isabelle 24:48

Yeah. I get it. So

Carrie 24:50

I'm very, I'm very Virgo.

Kristine 24:51

That's Virgo. Yeah. 99.9% of the time I'll like type something up for work and be like, Carrie, just fucking take a look at it. Yeah. Just look. And she'll be like, yeah. Okay. That I approve this message. Okay.

Isabelle 25:02

You have done well. Yeah. What are you.

Carrie 25:05

Libra. Oh, okay. Kelly, tell

Isabelle 25:06

me about Libra. That she's a Libra. She think it's the best Libra best sign. You

Kelly 25:10

think it's Libras the best sign? Hands down. She loves down it. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, you're not joking? No. Okay. I don't know. I don't really actually know that much about it. Mm-hmm. But yeah, you

25:20

do.

Isabelle 25:20

You know everything about, tell me

Kristine 25:22

about Libra. Libra. I need to know. Well, I

Kelly 25:24

don't really know. You are there if, believe that. I feel like it's like about balance and I do think like I am very much about balance. Like finding balance.

Isabelle 25:31

Yes. She's what? What were you called in in school? You were the conflict? Re resolution manager grade six. Wow. Do you

Kelly 25:38

guys know we had those at school? Had no idea. Well, she's very good. If you had a problem, Carrie, you could have came to me. I was a conflict resolution manager. She's a personal, do you know what? Did you get a badge? No. That's

Isabelle 25:48

wish, that's bullshit. That would

Carrie 25:49

be great. That's bullshit. Do you know what I found on Saturday when I was cleaning out Brook's? Uh, toy room? A Ari pencil. Never been sharpened.

Isabelle 25:56

Oh, you better. A blue one. A blue

Carrie 25:57

one Should put that in glass. That's never been sharpened. What do you pencil?

Kristine 26:01

It was a blue pencil. It had like gray font with the Ari logo.

Carrie 26:05

I don't remember this. Cool. I'll take a picture of it. Do you remember send it to you guys? No.

Kelly 26:08

Isabel doesn't remember it. Like yesterday.

Isabelle 26:09

I have no memory. It's like, it's like nothing happened in my life. I drove, I have very bad memory. Drove pasta,

Carrie 26:14

bk the other day. I took Scarlet. How? How's it looking? Damn. Oh, it's kind of trashy.

Kristine 26:18

It's like, man shit. No, it used to be new and pretty. I know. It didn't, it didn't

26:23

look

Carrie 26:24

good. I was, to be honest, I was the first. Great, great kindergarten. Yeah, me too.

Kelly 26:28

Yeah, we were like the og. We went from kindergarten to grade nine. We were the first,

Carrie 26:32

we were the first students to ever do that. Oh, sorry

Isabelle 26:35

guys. What was your question? Whispering. I'm messing up the podcast here. I'm talking like diagonal getting, we're all like over whispering during the podcast and I'm talking to Christine personally when, Hey, what are you? What grade?

Kristine 26:49

I'm two years younger than you guys,

Isabelle 26:51

so when did you Wait? I

Kelly 26:52

graduated. Oh my God. It's not that hard. Six. Six. Shut up.

Kristine 26:55

I almost said 2004, but that would be nice. Yeah,

Carrie 26:57

she was two years behind us.

Isabelle 26:58

Yeah. Oh, okay. That makes, so did you start

Kelly 27:00

in kindergarten too? Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, but Oh, really? Like bk. It was a nice school, but the, the neighborhood's a little. Yeah. I

Kristine 27:08

drove past my old house. Yeah. And I was like, me

Kelly 27:10

too. I've driven past my old house in burn wood. Like I lived here thick of it lived. Me too. And I was like, shit, this is a little

Isabelle 27:16

rough. Will this insult the people of burn wood? That's,

Kelly 27:18

well, if you live in burn wood, you know it's a little dicey. Like lock your

Isabelle 27:22

doors. Dicey. I remember not liking walking home through it. Oh, sorry. Isabel and

Kelly 27:27

Carrie were across the, the road in the room. Screw you girls. You guys were, Carrie was right by the fucking lake. I'm sorry.

Isabelle 27:35

We, we live in Mel Woods. We live in the Meadows. Yeah,

Kristine 27:39

we lived in the Meadows and then Kelly and I were kicking it

Carrie 27:41

on the west

Kelly 27:41

side of, we're in the thick of it. 34th Street. Yeah. We were right in the thick of it. Man had weapons in our pockets. No, what Christine? It made us who we are. I know. It shaped us. Whatever. You guys are all posh on the other side, guys. Isabella, your guys' neighborhood was like the neighborhood to be in and now

Isabelle 27:57

our neighborhood's little gone.

Carrie 27:58

I know. My parents. Do your parents still? Do your parents live there still? No, mine do. And every time I go there I'm like, what are you

Isabelle 28:04

doing? Kerry stopped. Do they live in the same house? Yeah. Did the remember still living in your house? Yeah. Oh

Kelly 28:10

no, they there, there They still live there. Freaking live there. That's kind of sweet. Is it

28:14

though?

Kristine 28:14

It is. I'm How is it now? It's a good house.

Isabelle 28:16

It's a beautiful house. House is great. How is a neighborhood though? Cuz I've driven once. It's fine because a lot

Carrie 28:21

of my parents' neighbors are still like the originals. Like they're culdesac. There's a lot, lot of the OGs still in there. Yeah. Okay.

Isabelle 28:28

Yeah. It's a nice neighborhood.

Carrie 28:30

It was nice. Yeah. But then, you know, when you drive a little bit,

Kelly 28:34

it's supposed to get a little DIC and

Isabelle 28:35

you cross 34 when you start driving toward my house. Yeah. Going down hill, bro. It gets a little scary on the west side of 34th. Yeah. Hit Birdwood. Holy fuck. Yeah.

Kelly 28:46

Whatever burn wood shape does. It did. Yeah. Guys, it's

Carrie 28:49

made us love that Christine took Scarlet to see your old house. Yeah. And

Kristine 28:52

Scarlet was like, you, you live there. Where's it, where's the rest of the house? Cause it's, it's just very like, yeah, straight on. It's very teeny tiny house. Yeah. But it has two basements. So it's actually a, because it was a four level,

Carrie 29:03

it was a four level split. Split. So like, from the outside it looks

Kristine 29:06

beady. Yeah. She's like, where did you, where did you, where did you sleep?

Kelly 29:10

That's, that's so cute. Yeah. Really? Yeah, she's, that's cutes a little confused. That's really cute. Yeah, my house was really small too. Yeah. Like really, really small. Why don't

Isabelle 29:18

I remember you living there? Because I moved to the other one. Did I like, did I not know you? When did you move? Sorry, I'm not talking to the mic here. It's okay. Delete.

Kelly 29:28

Delete. I was like, shut up. Isabel. You saying that is so annoying for poor Christine. I'm sorry.

Isabelle 29:34

I know I'm ruining it for Christine.

Kelly 29:36

I'm very sorry.

Carrie 29:36

Sorry. It's fine. She's gonna leave all of em in there.

Kristine 29:40

Yeah. I almost spit on my drink.

Kelly 29:42

Yeah. I don't know. I was like nine. Yeah, you would've known me in that other house.

Isabelle 29:46

I, no, but I also have like zero memory of know

Kelly 29:49

anything in life. I, I remember more about her life.

Isabelle 29:53

She died. She knows more about mine. Oh my God. I get so

Kristine 29:55

confused. I get everything's a blur. Yeah. I need help. Yes. She'll

Isabelle 29:59

talk about a story and I'm in the story. Yeah. And it was a deep story. I remember, and I have zero Recollec recollection. She, Christine

Carrie 30:06

remembers weird shit. Like she'll be like, oh yeah, you remember so and so from junior

Isabelle 30:09

high. Same with her. Europe.

Kristine 30:11

Yeah. Yeah. No, I have very vivid memories of like people. Me too.

Kelly 30:16

I can remember people. Yeah.

Kristine 30:18

Yeah. And I can pick them out of anywhere just like I know you. Yeah. I don't actually know them. Yeah. I just saw them once. Me

Kelly 30:24

too. I'll be like, I feel like I saw that dude somewhere and then Isabel's like, I've never seen him in my life. No. I'm like, we were actually friends with him in high school and

Isabelle 30:30

I have, I've never seen him before. Yeah. Not once that happened. Like you don't remember anyone? I don't. I don't know. Maybe it's cause you don't care with me. Maybe it's, you don't

Kristine 30:39

really just don't really care. You remember people but you don't like pick, can pick him out. No. Like you'd be walking through a crowd and you just like do your own thing. No. You know why? Cause I would be like, I know him, her. I'm

Carrie 30:49

a self-centered Virgo though. Oh yeah. That's why.

Isabelle 30:52

Fuck.

Kelly 30:52

I was gonna say, it's cuz you guys are from the Meadows. I

Isabelle 30:55

identify with this too. You guys are two posh. I'm, yeah. Put two posh.

Kristine 31:00

I just, we have to remember what happened on the other side. We

Carrie 31:03

have to remember

Kelly 31:04

to defend ourselves. Yeah. You guys are just across the pond. Living it up on the lake. Whatever. That was like the first lake. Yeah. Whatever. It was pretty,

Isabelle 31:14

I dunno, you don't know you guys, I had

Carrie 31:15

a fountain. That's kinda fancy. Is the fountain gone? No, I just don't think they ever turned it on anymore, but maybe they do. Shitty.

Isabelle 31:22

Turn that on. How was the whole outside it's

Kelly 31:23

fountain. Carrie? Personal question. Yeah. Delete. Um, do you, did the still live across the road? No,

Carrie 31:29

they're gone. They're gone. They moved. Um, is vs. Trying to figure out who that is. Who the fuck are they? They moved like six years ago, I think. Oh

Isabelle 31:38

yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. Remember that my brother

Kelly 31:40

cut her hair. So my parents, my mom. Ah, I remember that. Yeah. My mom used to babysit. Yes. Like lots of kids. We had a shit load of kids at the house all the time. Yeah. The most beautiful. Like she was like Goldilocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My brother fucking cut her hair off. Yeah, he would. He did. Yeah, he did. And Oh no. And her dad still mad. I, we had like a surprise party for my mom and she was like 50. And he came. Yeah. And he still wouldn't really speak to my brother. What? That's

Kristine 32:09

so funny. I know. Wow.

Carrie 32:10

They were, yeah. My parents were really good friends with them for a long, long time. Yeah. Yeah. They moved to their lake house. Mm. I dunno. Hopefully

Kelly 32:18

your hair grew out. I don't wanna delete any of this. So off she tells a pixie cut. Yeah. Shit. Like

Isabelle 32:27

Kate Goslin.

Kristine 32:29

Oh my God.

Kelly 32:31

It didn't grow. That was shit.

Kristine 32:34

Okay.

Carrie 32:34

Wow. Okay. Anyway. Wow. This was, I was gonna say, should

Isabelle 32:37

we end? We went very sideways. No, that's date guys. That's

Kristine 32:41

okay. That's how all of these are. Okay.

Carrie 32:43

We, we, last week I think, or the week before, Christine's like, I had three topics. She's like, let's just melt them all into one. I'm like, there is no way We were making it through all three of these topics. Yeah. No,

Kelly 32:54

we barely need one. But that's why you guys are good on a podcast cuz you talk a lot. We do. Yes. That's good. That's good. We do talk a lot and

Carrie 32:59

you just keep it going. Put it to use. Yeah. But we wanted to know like how your husband's, how do they like your friendship? Oh,

Kelly 33:06

how do they feel about it? I feel like at this point now, We're just like all family. Yeah. Yeah. It's like everyone's intermingled. Everybody's

Kristine 33:15

got, do you guys, do people ever question if you guys swing people? Yes. We get that all the time. Yes. People ask

Kelly 33:20

us if we swing often, but people more often think we're just straight lesbians. We get that all the time. All the time. A couple, which, yes. Yeah. Which honestly would've been ideal. Yeah. For me, I would have married Isabelle at what

Isabelle 33:32

age? 16, 17, 16. I would've eloped with you. Yeah. And I would've liked would be very happily, very easily. Right. Yeah. Right.

Kelly 33:39

But no, we don't swing. Although I did get asked to swing by a mom at school. Oh, she did?

Isabelle 33:44

Stop

Kelly 33:44

it. She did. Swear to God. I did. Yeah. That's amazing. Congratulations to you. I accepted. No, I'm just kidding. Like you've made it. No, I don't think I made it. I feel that's amazing. Is it though, guys? Yeah, no, it's very terrifying. And she dabbles. I don't dabble and swing me. I promise. It's not for me. I know. But yeah, I did get asked to swing. I said no. Yeah. How did she ask you? She actually asked me at a birthday party. Oh God. For the kids. Well, that's appropriate. Yeah. That was appropriate. Yeah. Um, she just straight up asked like, would you be willing to Yeah, swing? And I said, no, I don't wanna have sex with your husband. That

Isabelle 34:24

is so funny. Or did she wanna have sex with you? I, I think that's, that was the goal. Shit. It wasn't her husband. It was her. Yeah. It might have

Kelly 34:33

been. Cuz she also made a couple other comments to me after. I love that. Yeah. Well I mean I wouldn't cuz it's like, well yeah, it's kind of awkward. She's probably listening.

Isabelle 34:41

Okay. Well she's pretty active on her I Instagram.

Kelly 34:43

Just kidding. Just kidding. No, it's fine. I

Carrie 34:47

mean she's the one that approached you.

Kelly 34:48

It's true. Whatever. But it's just crazy that that does go on. But no, we personally do not swing. Yeah, we

Carrie 34:54

had you guys swing. No. And do you guys, about three or four episodes ago we did kind of like an episode about our family and our like dynamic cuz we spend so much time together. Yeah. And we, that's what we answered cuz we get asked at least once a week. Do you all like, do you all share

Isabelle 35:09

husbands crazy? Why would people assume that? Because Isabelle, it's 2023.

Kelly 35:13

Like

Kristine 35:14

we spend so much time together and like we are all really good friends. Mm-hmm. And it's not just Carrie and our good friends and then Jason, Nick are good friends. Yeah. Like I'm really good friends with Nick and mm-hmm Carrie's really good friends with Jace. So like they'll go off and do things that they enjoy like Jason, Carrie and it doesn't bother me or anything. And say with Nick and I, so, and we we're fairly public about that.

Carrie 35:37

Yeah. It doesn't bother us. So

Kristine 35:38

I think it people off it, the tears that there might be something

Isabelle 35:41

else. I get

Kelly 35:42

it. Yes, I get it. But there's

Carrie 35:44

not, because Jason and I, we go on our annual, uh, Haunted house. Haunted house date every year. Yeah. Because Christina and Nick don't like haunted houses. But Jason, I do. I'd rather we

Kristine 35:51

go but than do that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So

Carrie 35:55

Jason, I'll go out for dinner. Yeah. And last Terry gives

Kelly 35:58

him a blow drop and then they just

Isabelle 36:00

go the haunted housely as usual. Just under the table at

Carrie 36:03

Joey's or at the

36:05

haunted

Isabelle 36:05

house happening

Carrie 36:07

maybe. What a lucky guy. It's just honestly

Kelly 36:11

good for him. It's annual thing. Good for you. I mean, if anyone's gonna do it, it's gonna be Carrie,

Carrie 36:18

be Carrie. I'm so glad my in-laws listen to this every week. Oh

Isabelle 36:22

God. They do. Shout out to Suzanne. I

Kelly 36:24

apologize, Susan. Sorry. Hey, do I, sorry, Susan.

Carrie 36:27

Uh, yeah. Yeah. So then we'll go to our haunted house, Dave. Okay. Okay. Last very innocent. Last, last year. He had a black eye. Yeah, he did. Why?

Kelly 36:34

Oh, did you punch? Oh, from the haunted house. Did you punch him in

Isabelle 36:37

the face? No. He had a Like

Kristine 36:39

that they're asking you and not me. If

Isabelle 36:41

no, what happened? Uh,

Carrie 36:43

him and my husband went to the hockey game. It was not me. Him and my husband went to a hockey game. They went to the casino after to like have some drinks. Mm-hmm. Okay. Jay's got bottled in the face. Oh gosh.

Isabelle 36:53

Yeah.

Kristine 36:54

A guy asked him a question about like, who is the best hockey player in the world? Or something stupid, like something ridiculous. What did he say?

Isabelle 37:02

He said, yeah, he Connor mcd David.

Kristine 37:03

Yeah. And the guy took a bottle and hit him in the face. And I What? Being an asshole and didn't believe Jay said he didn't instigate. Cuz he is a little bit of an instigator. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. And it took me like three months to

Carrie 37:15

believe, to accept

Kelly 37:16

that he was a victim. Wow. What?

Kristine 37:19

Because he's a little bit of an instigator.

Carrie 37:21

Yeah. When he's drunk. He's a little scrappy.

Kelly 37:22

Yeah. That's Isabel's husband. He's fucking scrappy. He getss into a fight every time they went to the

Isabelle 37:28

mountains. He's like the protector though. Like he's, well, he says he's protected. That's what, but I sometimes feel like he's looking for it, but yeah. That's Jason. Yeah. He is the one that will, he's like the backbone of who's going out. Yeah. And then he'll jump in there happily. Yeah. He's like, well, I had to, I get him.

Kelly 37:43

I had to. Yeah. I had to

Isabelle 37:44

set him straight. Yep. There was one time where, where were they going? They went to Banff, like their husband husband's went Toban together

Kelly 37:50

first. Yeah. Day. Yeah. That was probably like five years ago when Isabel's like, just please don't get in a fight.

Isabelle 37:54

Oh, I told your husband. I'm like, listen, make sure he doesn't fight. Okay. Please. Everybody knew he was gonna fight. Yeah. Well because he's just like that. And then they went and then I got a photo. Oh shit. Sure. Yeah. Black eye. His, his shirt was torn and he had like blood on his shirt and it wasn't his, it didn't look like his blood.

Kelly 38:12

And uh, how do you know what his blood was? Well,

Isabelle 38:14

cause nothing was bleeding on his face.

Kelly 38:19

Yeah. Anyway, and then he came back and I'm like, oh God, what happened? He came, he walked up the driveway like a walk of shame. Black eye? Yeah. Oh my

38:26

God.

Isabelle 38:27

He was protecting

Kelly 38:28

her husband. My husband, yeah. Uhhuh because I don't know, he something.

Isabelle 38:32

Yeah. What a sweet, no, some guy was trying to suck or punch or No, he was messing with yours. I don't remember. And then he tried to suck or punch mine and then

Kelly 38:43

my husband, so they don't they have a lifetime band from that bar? Yeah,

Isabelle 38:47

probably whatever. Was it the dancing sat class? This, it, just another story?

Kelly 38:50

No, what's the other one there? Billy?

Isabelle 38:52

Billy? Was it the dancing Sat? Oh maybe it was. I think it was I,

Kristine 38:56

it was

Carrie 38:57

Perry and I know that Farwell, I was to get memories there, fire. They have a drink there called the time machine. Oh, it's a pitcher. It's a pitcher. You get buck off of

Kelly 39:05

it. Like you're what? I'm going to the mountains at the end of the month. We're gonna get that. Hi, I'm come. I'm gonna have the time machine.

Isabelle 39:10

Can I come with you? It really does. Launch time. No, don't let me come with your family. No, I'm going on a holistic adventure. No. Well, I wanna be, I wanna be in. How fucking dare you not invite? You

Kelly 39:19

can come if you want. You can come.

Isabelle 39:21

Oh, really day. No, I don't wanna come. Come for a day, but I don't wanna come with you anymore. You go do yoga by yourself. Fuck you. I'm not coming. Never. Yeah, if you want,

Kelly 39:32

Are your daughter's friends? Well, they're,

Kristine 39:34

yeah, they are, but they're like, yeah. Very sibling energy. Totally.

Isabelle 39:38

Yeah. They're, they're close.

Kristine 39:39

They're, yeah. Eight and six going on nine and seven. So who's, who's his younger yours? Mine's younger. Okay, cool. Yeah, so they just like, they'll hang, but like, they'll also hang and not talk, Oh,

Isabelle 39:49

they play, but like on their own hang out. Yeah. Yeah, kinda.

Kelly 39:52

Yeah.

Kristine 39:53

That's awesome. And they'll like, they'll, yeah, they'll do things, but they're also just happy to just. Be in each other's presence.

Kelly 39:59

Yeah. But that's amazing. Yeah. I just remember this one time, it was the cutest, sweetest thing ever. Your son called. Oh, I know. Mateo. The story like my boy. So her son called my son, and when I answered the phone he was like crying like her little guy was crying. I think you had to put your dog down. Oh yeah, Diego. We did Anyways. And then he's like, I just got a dog. You said, oh my. You said Yeah, he's dead. Did you say? Yeah, he's dead. No. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, he dead. He dead. He's dead. Yeah. Rusty died. So I just

Carrie 40:32

remember that's just you. Who's nonchalant about your dead dog? Christine. Oh fuck. That

Kelly 40:37

was funny. Sorry. Carry on. So you put your dog down and your son called my son FaceTimed. I answered the phone and I'm like, oh, are you okay buddy? He's like, oh, I just gotta talk to Mateo. Oh. And then Mateo, I put Mateo on the phone and he saw him crying and they just both started crying on the phone to each other. We did. And he's like, when you know, when you cry, I cry. They're crying. Oh, cat. I was like, oh my God, that's so cute. This is

Isabelle 41:00

the cute. No, it's a real love. Like I feel like our spawn have become us. Yeah. They're just boys.

Kelly 41:06

There's too many fucking boys. Yeah, there's just girls. There's one girl. I girl. One girl. One of the twins is a girl, but everyone else is a boy. Oh. She's

Isabelle 41:15

gonna end up so cool though. Like she deals with

Kelly 41:18

a lot of, she

Isabelle 41:18

deals

Kelly 41:19

with a lot of energy.

Carrie 41:20

Yeah. Wow.

Kelly 41:21

That's a lot of boys. And it's too many boys. And you know, like, boys are nuts, man.

Isabelle 41:26

Yeah, they're crazy. They're like fist fights all the time. Bull

Kelly 41:29

fist fights the time. Yeah.

Kristine 41:30

That's wild. Yeah, it's wild. Have you ever punched anybody? No,

Isabelle 41:33

actually no. You, me, we had a conversation about this. When

Carrie 41:37

was that? No, Christine wants to punch someone. Really? Oh my god,

Isabelle 41:39

Christine. I've always wanted to be a fight. I wanna make a count just tot know what I'm capable of. So you've never been in fight?

Kelly 41:44

Never done it. No. Me neither. Christine. You? No, no, no. One time I remember girls in junior high, I'll tell you who later. Yeah. They wanted to fight me. Yeah. And I literally ran the scary girls all the way home. I would never fight. Mm-hmm. No. I would run. I'm too scared. I don't wanna fight anyone. I don't wanna get punched

Carrie 42:04

in the face. I mean, so scared sometimes when I get really pissed off my first things look. Oh, that's Isabelle.

Kelly 42:10

Yeah.

Isabelle 42:10

I get more ragey. I'm more ragey. Yeah, me too.

Kelly 42:13

Isabelle's for sure. More ragey. And then I feel like I'm more calm. I'm like, Hey Isabelle. It's just relax. Cause you're Libra.

Isabelle 42:18

Take a step back

Kelly 42:19

balance. Yeah. I'm so

Isabelle 42:20

balanced. I get very upset very quickly. And it's irrational being upset. Yeah. You, you bring me down. I think the word we're looking for is rage. It's not rage about bring my microphone closer to your face. I feel like I'm yelling. I gotta pull away. No, put

Kelly 42:34

it

Isabelle 42:35

closer. You're not. You're good. Can you hear me? Is this good?

Kelly 42:41

You're an idiot. Just talk normal into the microphone.

Carrie 42:45

I freaking love that. Poor Christina.

Kristine 42:47

I'm so hard. I'm

Carrie 42:47

sweaty like I feel. And you've got the red. You've got the red. The c Christina. I'm,

Kristine 42:52

I'm so sweaty. Yeah. From laughing. I feel like wearing the wrong pants. Yeah. No, you,

Isabelle 42:59

your pants. She's

Carrie 42:59

rossing it up with pants. I have

Kristine 43:02

to like dump some powder down there.

Isabelle 43:04

I

Kelly 43:05

I love that episode. Yeah. It's so good. You look hot. Like actually hot. It's hot. I mean, like sexy hots.

Isabelle 43:12

Oh, they, uh, cannot torture purchase those pads.

Kristine 43:14

No, they're are, they're, they're old, but I think we're getting new ones this year. Oh, are we? Yeah. The dex ones, aren't they coming back? I like them. See,

Carrie 43:21

that's why I bring you along cuz you remember things and I'm like, you've never seen it before. I feel like we're getting them again this year. Never seen that once in my life. She's like, uh, you picked it. Sometimes we'll be live. And she's like, Carrie and I have been waiting for this to come. And I'm like, have we? She's like, yeah. I remember when we ordered it and we were so excited. I'm like, no. Nah. Never seen it. Don't remember. Looks great.

Kelly 43:42

Great though. Yeah.

Isabelle 43:44

Very cool pants. Very cool. Thanks. Yes, thanks. Well, Christine, sometimes we're, or somehow we should get into a fight at some point in our lives. Love don't. I would love just to see what we can do. I kind of want to to, but I'm really scared. I don't want it to go against me. Yeah. No, I don't wanna

Kristine 44:00

going to This is the money maker.

Kelly 44:03

You guys are 100% appearance. You guys are gonna get beat up. Yeah, 100%.

Isabelle 44:09

Like I'm quite

Kristine 44:10

pussy.

Kelly 44:10

Really? Christine I think has a little more, a little bit more spunk. Like, I feel like she could, she could kind of throw down is, Isabel, you're

Isabelle 44:17

fucked. I could get the shit outta you. I could think the shit out you, we fought, but we're like joke fighting. But I can fucking throw you down. Right?

Kelly 44:26

You 10 bones.

Isabelle 44:27

You're fucking skin. Skin bones. I wanna bite you right now. I would, I would love to fight you. Move the microphone.

Carrie 44:33

We're at it, bro. Come

Kristine 44:35

happy bro. Come at me.

Isabelle 44:37

That was my favorite thing. Well, I'm sorry. No, I

Kristine 44:40

like how, I like how we have a list of like 10, 12 questions and I don't even think we answered the one.

Carrie 44:46

Tell us about yourself. What are your husband saying? Your friendship didn't really answer that. Tell us about your

Kelly 44:51

business. Wait, wait. I wanna ask you guys something. Yeah, but it's about a fight. Oh yes. Who do you think would win in a fight between the two of Harry? I, me. Oh, you do? She? Wait, who?

Isabelle 45:00

Me? You. Oh, she's

Kristine 45:02

she. She would stab me.

Carrie 45:04

Oh, no problem. Dirty once and I like jokingly pushed her. She's like, whoa.

Kelly 45:10

Have you guys ever done like an arm wrestle? No shit. Why don't you do it right now? You guys gotta do it. I don't trust this

Carrie 45:16

that, yeah, it's okay. Well, later, a later sticky, remember we put

Kelly 45:19

everything together ourselves. Oh, that's true. Yeah, but no.

Kristine 45:22

You gonna kill me dead? I think so. Oh wow. Yeah. I'm

Carrie 45:25

dead already. I do away. Oh. I mean, I have five inches and 30 pounds on you too. So like, I just think you're,

Kristine 45:32

you're, first of all, you're super strong. Like you're, thank you. You're

Carrie 45:35

like the Hulk.

Kristine 45:36

Yeah, I am. It's, oh shit. And I just,

Kelly 45:38

I feel like I don't fuck with Carrie. Yeah. No.

Isabelle 45:40

I'm

Kristine 45:40

scared of Carrie. I feel like even if I was like a trained boxer, I feel like I wouldn't, I just wouldn't be, I wouldn't be able to move out of the way fast enough. You fast as a cat. Yeah.

Isabelle 45:50

She's quick

Kelly 45:50

on ourselves. Really? How she pumps up her best

Isabelle 45:51

friend. That's nice. Really? Really. I'm tell how I'm gonna beat the shit over.

Kristine 45:56

She's so

Kelly 45:57

strong. Oh, I love that. Why are you so strong? Well, she works out just naturally.

Isabelle 46:00

Oh.

Carrie 46:01

Always pump. But I've always been, I've always strong. Been pretty, like, I've always been like if there was a heavy box, it would always be me there. Carry, oh shit. Yeah.

Kristine 46:08

I have strong, I have really strong legs, but I have no upper

Isabelle 46:11

body. Okay. That's you. That's me. Fuck you. Is is girl, you.

Kelly 46:14

You have very strong legs. Legs. I have very strong legs. Isabelle has no strength

Kristine 46:18

anywhere. Has a hundred percent strength everywhere.

Carrie 46:20

Wow. Yeah. Oh

Isabelle 46:21

wow. I love that. Nice. So who do you think you win in a fight?

Carrie 46:25

Mary. Carrie. Can't vote.

Isabelle 46:28

Carrie. Carrie, you wanna do it?

Kristine 46:30

Annihilate you. That'd be fucking funny. I like.

Carrie 46:33

Yeah. And I just, I'm like, I'm heavier than you. Just, I've got a lot going. I just, not even

Kristine 46:39

that dude. I just think you're fucking great.

Carrie 46:41

I dunno. I think you do it.

Kelly 46:43

Yeah, I do have that. To me, I feel like liked style. Carrie. A little spunkier though.

Kristine 46:47

Yeah.

Isabelle 46:48

No, I don't know.

Carrie 46:49

Carrie. Fighting. Yeah. Great. I see it. Yeah, when I get angry for sure.

Kristine 46:54

Okay. I get for sure. Yeah, I do. Yeah. She's so strong. You guys.

Kelly 46:58

Okay, Christine, I want you to take a blow. You

Isabelle 47:00

flipping out and just, just unleashing. I can see that. Christine, who

Kelly 47:03

would win mirror Isabelle, place your bets right now. Don't let Isabel

Isabelle 47:06

influence you. Okay. Look at what do you think? Look at me. I think Kelly. Yes. That makes me wanna

Carrie 47:11

do where I'm going with Kelly. I'm

Isabelle 47:14

sorry. Yeah. Well we have, we have fought slightly. Have you? It's like, it's like not like

Kelly 47:19

we're not punching each other. No, but we have fought, we have probably fought more in the last little bit in public places too. Oh yeah. But I mean like actually fight, like when we're mad at each other. We fought more lately than we ever have. Do you

Kristine 47:31

like to speak up on you? Do you get anything out of your fight After Like when Carrie and I fight, we go for ice cream after. Oh. But

Kelly 47:37

it fuck's fucking

Isabelle 47:37

nothing. Well cause it's like for fun fight. Like we're not actually mad,

Kelly 47:40

but I'm talking about when we're actually mad at each other. Oh.

Isabelle 47:42

But that's different cause that my soul. But we don't get anything out it. No.

Carrie 47:48

Oh. See we go for ice cream. Go for ice cream

Kristine 47:49

after. And Carrie will hold me and she'll pat my bum a little bit. Oh.

Isabelle 47:52

Like a baby. A bu. That's cute.

Carrie 47:55

And then we'll go for ice cream because I'm like, I'm a lot more dead inside. Yeah. And Christine thinks things like a lot more to heart. Okay. But I'm fucking my soul's black Isabel's

Isabelle 48:04

souls black. I'm much colder too. Well I am naturally colder. Yes. But not a lot of people get me. But when we are fighting it, it kills me inside. It does. Wow. It does. And we only fight can little bit. We fight very, but we don't fight. We fight about, you know what we fight about? Isabelle wants her

Kelly 48:26

coming to the lake with me. Is

Isabelle 48:27

Isabel. Literally the only fights we've ever had is

Kelly 48:29

I'm very, I love that. Easily offended. She wants to you spend, hang out with me

Isabelle 48:33

more. Yeah. It's about that. Yeah. That's really sad when I say that out loud. Like

Kelly 48:38

that's like I'm begging you do how fucked up. It's When you say that loud now, do you realize you're being

Isabelle 48:43

unreasonable? No, but I get, I get hurt cuz you're like, I'm sorry I have something going on now. I just said Ken and I'm like, fuck you. Oh, I'm sorry Isabel. What do you mean? What's more important? She has, she has a whole fucking litter of kids. She's busy. You got a lot of shit. You bring them is the point. I don't want

Kelly 48:58

those sweet kids. Not every weekend

Kristine 48:59

over. I will. She has 99 children. She'd have to pack up. Yeah. I'll, I'll

Isabelle 49:03

help her. I'll help her. She does help me. That's really our only, that's nice. Our only argument, you knows, she's busy and

Kelly 49:08

I get mad now, like my kids will be like auntie, like they ask Isabelle for stuff, which is amazing. I love that. Auntie, can you get me a snack? Yeah. Can you gimme this? I'm like, yeah, you go ask auntie.

Isabelle 49:19

Yeah, yeah. No, and I love it. I'm happy. Yeah. That's really our How about you guys with

Kelly 49:24

each other's kids, like, do you feel a love for them? Oh yeah. Oh my God. Right. It's like they're your own almost, right? Oh yeah.

Isabelle 49:30

Yeah. Brooke's my pal, right? I text

Carrie 49:32

her. They text every morning.

Kelly 49:34

Oh, you too, text

Kristine 49:35

her. Yeah. And like, funny shit too, like the other day I don't have my phone with me, but the other day I was like, Carrie, I'm like, did you see what I sent Brooke this morning? She's like, no, it, I'm like, it was so fucking funny. Really? Oh yeah. She was like going to swimming lessons or something. And I'm like, wouldn't it be fucking funny if I showed up your swimming lessons dressed as a whale? And I had a sign that said, go Brook. And she's, and she's like, that's like, that's stupid. Auntie. Don't ever do that. She's like, that's mortifying. And I'm like, I really wanna do this. She's like, God, please, no. And she just said, no, no, no. Cute. Over and over again. That's so cute. So funny. I love so funny. That's, yeah, we text

Kelly 50:10

all the time. That's really cool cuz maybe as she gets older she might tell you things that she won't wanna tell her mom. Yeah. I'm

Kristine 50:15

really hoping for that, that relationship. Like I had that with one of my aunts. Yeah. And I'm really hoping that's like mm-hmm. It was so important to me. Mm-hmm. And like I still like treasure. That super yeah's super cool. I'm hoping that's, Yeah. We'll get

Carrie 50:27

there. I feel like, you know. Yeah. She loves auntie. I love that she texts you in the morning. Yeah. Like, I like that. That's the morning.

Kristine 50:33

That is really cute. Yeah. When I had Scarlet Brook was pissed. Like pissed. Oh yeah. She did not like that. I had a baby. She, she just wanted my attention. Yeah. But my attention was she lost her bestie. Yeah. So it took like almost two years Really? To get back. Yeah.

Isabelle 50:50

She was mad. That's cute. That's so, yeah.

Kristine 50:51

She's, she's a grudge holder for sure. I

Isabelle 50:54

just had to like get, she's a Virgo. Get back. She's a

Kelly 50:56

Scorpio. She's Corpio. Oh, she's a Scorpio. Okay. Yeah. That'll be fun when she's, she's got the

Carrie 51:00

Scorpio attitude too. Yeah. Yeah. Full. Like through and through. Yeah. She's my

Kristine 51:04

boo booo. Yeah. She's the best. That's

Kelly 51:06

awesome. Yeah. She's pretty cool. That's so cool. Isn't it weird We have kids and we're like their moms.

51:10

Yeah.

Carrie 51:11

I think about that all the time. How are we all the time? I am someone's mom. Like, I have to

Kristine 51:16

keep this kid and keep her alive. I know. And like, and

Kelly 51:20

like I'm a parent. Yeah, I know parents. And you don't feel parents any more grown up than you did before. No, no. I am.

Isabelle 51:26

I'm worse. I'm ridiculous. I'm going

Kelly 51:27

downhill. Yeah, me

Isabelle 51:28

too. That's true. I feel like I'm, I am going downhill. I'm getting worse and worse as time goes on. Yeah. And

Kelly 51:34

I'm like, wow. I'm pretty sure. Totally. And I opened the fridge and I'm like, who the fuck bought all this shit? Yes. Like, where's the mom in this house? Or if someone pus, I'm like, okay mom. Like, come clean this up. Yeah. Yeah. Like where the

Isabelle 51:45

real mom? Yeah. Where's the real mom? It's

Kelly 51:47

not me. Did our moms feel like this? That's what I wonder

Kristine 51:50

all the time.

Isabelle 51:51

I don't know know. I feel like our mom's real that way. They were. No, but when I really think about it, she was very much like us, but I looked at her like, oh, it's my mom. She does everything. But then I'm like, I wake up in the morning and I like make my own breakfast. And I'm like, she's at work and I'm doing my own shit. Yeah, right. Yeah. But I, but yeah, she was my like, sweet mom. Your did a lot. She

Kelly 52:15

was normal. I feel like your mom is like my mom and I, I think,

Isabelle 52:18

yeah. Moms

Carrie 52:19

love Your mom are great. My mom was the moms kind of mom

Kelly 52:22

ever. Your mom was a mom. Mom,

Isabelle 52:24

yeah. Your mom was a cool mom. Well, what makes a, she was a mom. Oh yeah. I don't, mom. I don't know. Now it's, it's, it's convoluted. It's like there's so

52:32

much

Carrie 52:32

so responsible. My like, cuz she like my mom managed to work full time, still do all the volunteering at school, all the laundry. She did cooking. She made my lunch, she made my breakfast. Like my mom did it all. How did she do

Isabelle 52:44

that? I think with my mom. Like how did you do that? I'm not that good.

Kelly 52:46

And Carrie, your mom always was very put together like makeup, like she always looked very beautiful. Always together. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Nicely dressed like she wasn't

Kristine 52:54

rolling in and still. Yeah. And still. Still. Oh,

Kelly 52:57

still. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh shit. I roll up to the school like straight. She's better skin than

Isabelle 53:02

Oh,

Kristine 53:02

me too. Her skin is flawless. Like my dreams.

Isabelle 53:06

Yep. Really? Yeah. What does she do? What are

Carrie 53:08

her secrets? I don't know. Genetics. No. That's amazing. She's the worst secret. She's like, I've never slept in my makeup. Not once in my life. Yeah. Like I just did the other day. Can't really. So

Kristine 53:17

I'm not doing so,

Kelly 53:18

so your mom doesn't drink, do

Isabelle 53:20

she? She does. She

Kelly 53:22

a lot and lot.

Carrie 53:24

My parents always have been big drinkers. Yeah. I always say that to us, cuz sometimes I'm like, oh my God, our kids are seeing us drink all the time. Yeah. I feel guilty about this. We just said this. We, my parents, my parents were big drinkers when I was a kid. Yeah. I'm fine. Yeah. I mean, I drink a lot, but like, that's okay.

Isabelle 53:37

Well, but Dito. Dito and then I just talked to you about this. I'm like, wow. I feel really bad. We're always at the lake and like our kids see us just like having white claws. Yep. And whatever through the day. And I feel bad about it. Don't, it's normal. Well, didn't normal parents do that too? I think they did. My parents were always

Kristine 53:53

drinking. My parents didn't drink ever. Like they, wow. Just like very occasionally drink. But I, I think I got my drinking from Carries. Yeah. Seriously. Because my sisters both don't really drink either. Oh. So I don't really know where, where it came from. But when they did drink, it didn't, it didn't phase me. So with mm-hmm. How much we do drink on the weekends, I don't think it'll phase them either. We're still all very like involved. Good.

Kelly 54:19

And I also feel like when we have a couple drinks too, we're like still very responsible. It's not like we're checked out. Our

Isabelle 54:25

kids can actually tell,

Kelly 54:28

I don't think our kids notice difference. How old are they? Like mine are You go first. No.

Isabelle 54:35

Oh my God, I forgot. Nine and 11. They're like

Kelly 54:38

between 12 and 10 and 20.

Carrie 54:40

Somewhere in there. Yeah. Yeah. So they're old enough that they Yeah, they're old enough. Our kids know how to shotgun, like not, but they help us like do, do it. That's a challenge. Yeah. They help us do it. Like they'll help us like poke the hole and crack the can breast. Oh, that's great. That's awesome. Yeah, so like, I mean that's a, that's a whole new ing. They,

Kristine 54:56

they also curb stomp the cans, so we crush'em and get them in the bags. Yeah, they curbs stump

Isabelle 55:00

them. Wow. Yeah. Okay. That's awesome.

Kristine 55:02

This is beautiful bag. And they know like what drinks we like, so we'll just be like, Hey, can we have one? And

Carrie 55:07

like, can you guys grab us around? And they'll go to the fridge and

Kristine 55:09

bring'em back. Yeah. And like it's normally 99% of the time it's correct. It's like blue. Like what?

Isabelle 55:15

They know your

55:16

flavors.

Carrie 55:16

They do. They do? Yeah. That's amazing. I'm like the high noons and Brook's like the blue and white can. Right. And I'm like, yeah, baby. Yeah,

Isabelle 55:24

they know.

Carrie 55:24

Cause we're in the pool. I don't wanna get out. No. Sometimes, we'll, sometimes we'll bribe them too. Be like, oh, I buy you Roblox.

Kristine 55:29

Yeah. Exact. Yes. Rob

Kelly 55:30

robots. Robot. Yeah. Roblox. Yeah. Yeah, it works. Yeah. Girls like that too, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

Kristine 55:37

I thought she plays a little bit, but she's not like a hundred percent in it just yet. Like she's still pretty young, but she likes it. Yeah. Brookes. Pretty. She now, she's Minecraft now, but she likes Minecraft. Yeah, she, I told her, yeah, yesterday. Was it yesterday? No, Saturday night. I'm like, oh, what are you playing? She's like, just the most popular game in the world. And I'm like, oh, is this Roblox? And she's like, it's Minecraft. Oh. And wow, look at her. I'm like, lame. And she's like, it is not lame.

Isabelle 56:04

And I was like, sorry babe.

Kelly 56:06

That's awesome. So much attitude. Yeah. My kids have a YouTube channel. No way. Me. Yeah, they do with like a real one. Oh yeah. That's legit. That's awesome. Yeah, they have, I think they have 20. You're gonna

Isabelle 56:17

gonna make it famous right now. Okay. Tell them what hell, what does it call,

Kelly 56:21

what do they do? Actually, genuinely don't know. They do literally nothing. Kinda like me and Isabel.

Kristine 56:26

I love that. That's

Isabelle 56:27

cool. Kind. Boys

Kelly 56:29

videos. Boys. Boys. Ice, ice Boys. What? They're call themselves the Ice Boys. Is that not it? I don't know. I think there might be something else. Do you guys live close

Carrie 56:36

together? No.

Isabelle 56:37

No? Oh no. I'm in uh, Edmonton.

Kelly 56:41

Edmonton Dinton. And where are you? In St. Albert.

Kristine 56:44

Oh, okay. I was, well, we were just there. What were you doing? I got a tattoo. Carrie came with me.

Isabelle 56:50

Oh shit. Where? Well show me. It's just right here. Did you get a tattoo? Oh, it's fresh. That's sweet. Oh, nice. That's super

Kristine 56:56

nice. Yeah, it's pretty. Did it hurt? No. Like there's one spot on the side where I was like, oh, that's, what was it called again? Color? Color Max, Inc. Something

Carrie 57:05

like that. Cool. Yeah. Sweet. We had no idea where we were. I don't know St. Albert very well,

Kelly 57:09

so, no. Yeah. I like St. Albert. Now I feel like I want

Isabelle 57:12

to, I there. I love St. Albert.

Carrie 57:14

You should go be her neighbor.

Isabelle 57:15

Yeah. Like we are one day. One day. Where,

Carrie 57:18

where are you guys In our draws insured park. We're in our draws, so just don't is our draws. So if you took the yellow, where the hell are we yellowhead that way? Yellowhead East. If you keep going east, don't

Kelly 57:28

gimme East, Southwest shit.

Isabelle 57:30

Oh, okay. Oh, landmarks. Keep

Carrie 57:32

going down the yellow head, past park. Cool. Okay. There's like the opposite direction of St. Albert.

Isabelle 57:37

Yeah. Okay.

Kristine 57:39

Takes like 35 minutes to just get to St. Albert. It's quite far. Oh. But yeah, there's like Emeral Hills. Do you know where that is? No. The Walmart and stuff over here?

Isabelle 57:47

No. Oh. Yeah. You just keep, it's a different world. You just

Carrie 57:49

keep going down the yellowhead. Okay. Like as if you were like, you guys probably took the yellowhead here or part, part of it. Can I

Kelly 57:55

just say, I think we got a ride on the Hede.

Isabelle 57:57

Yeah. And then the, the yellowhead. Yeah. More than any road in the city. Yeah. It's

Carrie 58:01

awful. Horrible. But out, like out here, there's not, it's just Yeah. It's country. There's no lights or anything. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's different. Yeah. So it's, it's out in the country. Mm-hmm. Like we're surrounded by farm.

Kristine 58:11

That's nice. Is it peaceful out? Have a baby.

Isabelle 58:13

It is

Kelly 58:15

seven babies each. Yes.

Carrie 58:19

It is quiet out there.

Kelly 58:20

oh, guess what I did, Christine? Yeah, because you look cool with your hoop. Trying to show off over there

Isabelle 58:25

with your, oh, show me your hoop. Guess what I did? Pull your nose. Oh shit.

Kelly 58:28

This is a great, I wanted to get my nose pierced. Great topic.

Isabelle 58:31

Yeah. She dragged me along with her and it was quite

Kelly 58:34

the fuck show. I dragged her along. I wanted to get my nose pierced. I had it pierced. Carrie, don't look at me like that. No,

Isabelle 58:39

I'm just thinking it's pretty, it's, it's bad. Carrie's like, what the fuck? I,

Carrie 58:42

I'm just, I'm trying to figure out where it's going.

Kelly 58:44

So I'm thinking no. Okay. So I got my nose, I had my nose pierced and I was like a teenager. Yeah. Took it out. But I like the hoop. Mm-hmm. Looks cool. I really want a gold hoop. It does. Yeah. So I went to a piercer. I took his belt with me and I, and I was trying so hard to convince him, just let me get a

Isabelle 58:59

fucking hoop, Kelly. Be real. We had a plan. You knew he was not

Kelly 59:03

gonna let you. Well, I thought he wasn't gonna let me get a hoop. Anyway, you, you knew I manipulated him and I was like, Hey, just pierce it with a stud. Whatever. I'm gonna switch it to a hoop. Yeah. Right after. Okay. I didn't, you guys, it didn't work. So I got it pierced with a hoop. He told

Isabelle 59:17

me, I No, with a stud.

Kelly 59:19

Oh yeah. With a stud. Yeah. And then I bought a hoop, and then we went to the bathroom in West Ed in Simons, probably the dirtiest place You could be sanitary.

Isabelle 59:27

Yeah, yeah. Oh, it was the

Kelly 59:28

spectacle probably for like how long an hour there was. All the

Isabelle 59:32

women, every watching.

Kelly 59:33

This woman that came in started rallying around me. They were at one point were chanting Kelly.

Carrie 59:37

Yeah, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly.

Kelly 59:39

I had blood running down, running down my face. You did? I, so I couldn't take, so I was trying to take the stud out. It was a full production. Oh my God. Bottom line is I try, I thought I could switch it to a hoop myself immediately after, and I could not. No,

Isabelle 59:57

I was supposed to put the hoop in your face. Isabelle failed me. It was, she could not, I can't shove that in your breathing hole.

Carrie 1:00:03

I struggled like, that's terrible. Terrible. Even when your hoop fell out, I struggled to put it back in. Well, it is. Did you

Kristine 1:00:08

do it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Eventually it

Kelly 1:00:10

took some time for a

Isabelle 1:00:11

friend. Well, her pierce was old. Tried to stab your

Carrie 1:00:14

face with the hoops. She wasn't bubbling blood everywhere. I had

Kristine 1:00:17

bleeding. I got this done probably. 10, 10, maybe even 12 years ago. Oh. And then when I had Scarlet, she knocked it out somehow. Oh. And then it kind of closed over and then Carrie and I went to Vancouver to go see Hanson, by the way.

Isabelle 1:00:33

Oh

Kelly 1:00:34

yeah. Okay. But tell me, wait, did you see Wait

Isabelle 1:00:37

me there, Kate? Was I Taylor,

Kelly 1:00:39

Christine, tell me that Isabelle doesn't look like Taylor and I don't look like Isaac. Tell me I'm, you need to stop.

Isabelle 1:00:44

I'm Taylor. Has you

Kelly 1:00:45

guys need to stop and close your eyes? Absolutely. Imagine us in grade seven. Close your eyes. Who are Kelly and Isabel in grade seven?

Isabelle 1:00:51

Do what? Tell me. Check. I I, I

Kelly 1:00:54

get Are you kidding me? We're the exact. We're them. I am

Isabelle 1:00:57

him.

Kristine 1:00:58

I got absolutely. A lot of people said, I look like Zack Han when I was younger and I was completely

Isabelle 1:01:03

Oh my God. You guys, guys cute. You could be a band. Yeah.

Kelly 1:01:06

Taylor, we need a Zack. We've been looking. Zach also. I'm here.

Carrie 1:01:11

You guys can be, you can guys could be

Kelly 1:01:12

a cover band. You, you look like. In, you know what sucks for me? Yeah. Zach and Taylor were like kind of feminine Isaac, full dude. But that's me. Like, not even a cute dude. An ugly dude. And I look at him. That's so funny.

Isabelle 1:01:29

I do you Hundred. Your hair. You your hair look like Isaac. Sembla is uncanny.

Kelly 1:01:34

Not so

Isabelle 1:01:35

much your face. Know it. Anyway, okay. So you were

Kelly 1:01:37

in

Kristine 1:01:37

Vancouver. Oh, okay. So we went to Vancouver and Carrie and I got so fucking drunk on the plane. Carrie actually fell on the

Isabelle 1:01:43

plane. I did. And they kept serving.

Carrie 1:01:44

Yeah. I like your style. Yeah. I fell, I just, I fell on the plane. She fell. Flight attendant helped me back up and then brought me another drink. It was so

Kristine 1:01:52

funny.

Kelly 1:01:53

That's incredible. We like i's in Vancouver, it's like an hour

Carrie 1:01:57

wasted. We started drinking at the airport. Yeah. At Chili's. We were having margaritas getting That's where you

Isabelle 1:02:03

start. Yes. And

Kristine 1:02:05

so, so we like walk off the plane just plastered and we dropped our bags off. I don't even think we got a room at that point. Dropped our bags off or something and then we just like end up like downtown. Well, we went to Joey's. Had more drinks. Had more drinks as we do, and then wandered downtown Vancouver shitfaced. And we're like, let's fucking go get her my nose Pierce. Let's do it. Oh. Oh. And then we got to this place, like we just found it by walking. Yeah. And it was like, I, I googled

Carrie 1:02:29

it first. Yeah. I, I was, I was a little bit responsible

Isabelle 1:02:32

that she was a Virgo. She was a Virgo. She go typical. That's typical.

Carrie 1:02:36

Sure. I wasn't taking some back

Kelly 1:02:37

hat. You read the reviews? I did. I'm

Isabelle 1:02:39

surprised we didn't get kicked out because it was also a boutique place

Kristine 1:02:42

as well. Like they had loads of clothes and like cool hats and like we have photos of me like trying on hats.

Carrie 1:02:47

Oh yeah. We were both trying shit on, yeah. Sounds

Kristine 1:02:49

good. So mortifying and then we, yeah, I got my nose pierced again and uh, it's been with a hoop. Mm-hmm. Um, I don't know. Honestly, I was really drunk, so

Carrie 1:02:58

I have no idea. I I think he studded you but stud studded you You're welcome. Would

Kelly 1:03:03

be the first time he didn't have,

Carrie 1:03:08

he didn't have problems getting, he barely had to pierce it. Yeah. Cause the hole was still existing. Oh shit. Yeah. He just had to get through like a little bit of skin and then it was like boop. And then you guys have no idea what you're doing

Kelly 1:03:18

to me right now. No, I know. It's like, just have to get through a little bit of skin. Yeah, no problem. The hole was

Carrie 1:03:22

already there.

Isabelle 1:03:24

Yeah, it was pretty further other.

Kelly 1:03:29

Okay. Well this is my favorite day. Well, why didn't you get your nose pierced? You don't like it? It's fine.

Carrie 1:03:36

I just don't wanna pierce my face. Oh really?

Kelly 1:03:38

You're like, Isabel, you know why? No, I have a reason. Feel a line coming between this room.

Isabelle 1:03:43

The grace divine feel my face. No mean to being traumatic here. What is a

Kelly 1:03:48

work of

Isabelle 1:03:49

art? Somebody took a two by four and slapped me against the face. My nose is like this. Oh my God.

Kelly 1:03:54

Stop it. The dysmorphia

Isabelle 1:03:56

serious. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying. If I was to highlight a hoop, it would piss me off. I would just like, would just see, no, it was cool. No, my nose is very uh, not symmetrical like you guys here, so that's why I didn't pierce

Carrie 1:04:09

it. My nose is also like very long, so I like, I don't need to draw more

Kelly 1:04:13

like, okay. Carrie, you actually have a very cute, you know you have actually I don't have a nice nose. No, you have a nose, nose. Job. Nose. You know what, Carrie can A nose, job nose, beautiful nose. Turn your

Isabelle 1:04:23

face toward

Kelly 1:04:24

me please. Shut the fuck up. Carrie. Your nose is perfect.

Carrie 1:04:28

I just don't like my side profile, so I don't need to like draw more attention to nose. Nose. That's how

Isabelle 1:04:31

I feel too. Yeah, it's like, fuck. I don't want you to like, don't like start

Kristine 1:04:34

staring at my nose. I barely even know I have a nose know nose. I like it. Just, I

Isabelle 1:04:37

don't even That's fair. It's because you have a very nice nose. You do. You don't have the same problems? Well, I don't think I have a nice nose, but I want You have a nice

Kelly 1:04:45

nose. Yes, but I wanted a hoop. So what

Carrie 1:04:47

happened? What ended up

Kelly 1:04:48

happening? Well, I bled out in the bathroom.

Isabelle 1:04:52

Blood of

Kelly 1:04:53

blood. I was so easy today. I disappointed all the women that were rallying around me. So many. And then, yeah, and then I, and then I left. I went home. I literally paid a dude gave up to stab me in the face. I took and I had to go to another piercer to get it removed because I couldn't take it out. It was like a weird stud. So I had to go to this other guy and I lied him. Why you just

Kristine 1:05:14

leave it and then change it out later? Once It was because I have

Kelly 1:05:17

no patience. Oh, okay,

Isabelle 1:05:18

okay. You didn't wanna wait? No,

1:05:19

I

Kelly 1:05:20

didn't wanna wait. He told me if you come back at the beginning of August, which now seems annoying cause that's in like two weeks. Yeah. I should have waited. I told

Isabelle 1:05:26

you to wait. I

Kelly 1:05:27

know I told you. But I had to go to another piercer and I lied to him and I was like, I just don't like it. I got my nose pierced, but I don't like it. Can you please remove it? Yeah. So anyways, I literally went home with nothing and like two 50 outta the

Isabelle 1:05:38

pocket. I was pretty

Kristine 1:05:39

dumb when you went and got it. I know. Taken out. Why didn't you ask him to put a

Isabelle 1:05:43

hoop in? I did. He said no. Oh, they won't do it. It's some kind of liability. Yeah. They probably

Carrie 1:05:48

don't wanna, yeah, I don't recall.

Kelly 1:05:49

Yeah. And then Isabelle's like, I could write out a form for you to sign. I was gonna write out a clause liability. I I was about to shut the fuck up. That's my forte, bro. That's what Carrie to law school would. She was, yeah. Carrie would do it too. Carrie

Isabelle 1:06:03

would, yeah, absolutely.

Kristine 1:06:05

She signed off on like my schoolwork and Amanda's schoolwork. Oh. Oh, no way. Yeah. He would've easily wrote something, wrote a letter. I would've No

Carrie 1:06:15

problem. Legal document. Yeah. That's what I

Isabelle 1:06:18

do too. Mm-hmm. It's all about the legal documents. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Kelly 1:06:20

Very important. Abel was very scared of being

Isabelle 1:06:22

sued. I am, I am. Yeah. Well it could have gotten your notes here. That's swears properly. If I could have written your clauses Well, but no, I'm trying your claw.

Kelly 1:06:31

I know. He didn't even answer you when you're like, I could have, I volunteered.

Carrie 1:06:36

He didn't even say anything. Listen bro.

Kelly 1:06:41

Anyway, so I'm very jealous of your nose.

Isabelle 1:06:44

Oh, well you could have

Kelly 1:06:45

had it if you waited too. I do have the hoop in my purse if you wanna stab it through. Ooh. I had

Carrie 1:06:50

always stabbed it. Only if we can write out a legal

Kristine 1:06:52

document first. Yeah, me and Carrie will, uh, we'll collaborate. Yeah,

Carrie 1:06:56

we'll collaborate on a, yeah. Yeah.

Kristine 1:06:58

You guys can be our wait

Isabelle 1:06:59

witnesses.

Kelly 1:06:59

I should have called you guys. I should have called Carrie if she shoved it in Christines notes. Oh, yeah.

Isabelle 1:07:03

Yeah, I tried.

Kelly 1:07:04

Okay. Well you were being pussy about it. That in, that's what she did. You, so

Carrie 1:07:09

did you get that stud

Kelly 1:07:10

out? I got the stud out. And then I was bleeding a lot, and then I just, I was trying to get the hoop in. I couldn't get the hoop in. Oh my God. It's hard. Was it

Kristine 1:07:18

like, no, uh,

Isabelle 1:07:19

you can't do it. Yeah. It's hard with a fresh, it's very,

Carrie 1:07:22

very hard. Well, it was probably so swollen in there too,

Kelly 1:07:25

for like, yeah. Yeah. It was pretty fucked. It was very inflamed. It was pretty fucked up.

Isabelle 1:07:29

Oh, I looked like a bump on the whole inside of your nose. I

Kelly 1:07:32

went home and my kids were like, I thought you were getting your nose pierced. I'm like, well, I mean, did. I did. And then my kids were like, you should have just waited. I'm like, you shut up.

Carrie 1:07:42

I didn't wanna wait. Wanna

Kelly 1:07:43

wait three months? Told you, when was this? Like how, I don't

Isabelle 1:07:45

know. Last week, two months ago. Not even maybe a month, eight weeks ago. Six weeks

Kelly 1:07:49

ago. Eight. Was it that it healed really nicely. Yeah. Well, are you sure? Yeah. You

Isabelle 1:07:54

see, you see a little dot where she got, got stabbed, got some bit a tissue. A little bit.

Kristine 1:07:57

But it's cute. I know. Well, it just kind of

Kelly 1:08:00

goes in with your nose for, so I'm still actively searching for like a shady place. I actually, you know what I do? Anybody

Carrie 1:08:05

know about a shoe by now? You could have had your hoop.

Kelly 1:08:07

Yeah, I know. I go, you know what I Googled the other day? A hundred 18th ave piercing. Ooh. They'll do it. They'll do it. I literally did. I was like, I don't care. I'll take HIV if they gimme a hoop. I don't care's. All I want,

Carrie 1:08:26

I'm dead. Christine was, Christine was mid tattoo on Friday and I was like, yeah, my old, my ex-boyfriend's dad. I'm like, he uh, he got hepatitis from his tattoo. Oh shit. She was like, wow, thanks.

Kelly 1:08:38

She's like, we're in St. Albert. We don't have hepatitis. Thankfully,

Kristine 1:08:41

like when we walked in, it's not like hospital. So I'm like, oh, we're doing,

Kelly 1:08:44

oh, it's clean. That's good. Yeah. Do you have a

Carrie 1:08:45

tattoo, Carrie? No. Oh, not yet. One day. No. Daddy, babe. No, not yet. Potato.

Kelly 1:08:51

Isabel's, fresh. Isabel's. A little post.

Isabelle 1:08:54

I think I've been like, um, brainwashed by my parents that tattoos were like dirty gang

Kelly 1:09:00

related. And

Isabelle 1:09:01

now, but now obviously I don't, no, but I don't look at it like that now. But now it's like a big deal. If I was gonna get one, it's like, holy

Kristine 1:09:08

fuck. Yeah. Yeah. No. So I haven't, is that how you say your name?

Isabelle 1:09:11

What you said. Fuck. Exactly. Thank you. Hi guys. I'm

Kelly 1:09:16

Isabelle. You guys listen it. It's Isabelle. It's Isabelle. And you know what else she does, Isabelle? We're going through drive-through. Yeah. Everything's normal.

Isabelle 1:09:25

Here we go. Here we go. She pulls up. They hand her the drink. Thank you. Oh shut. Fuck up. Every single time. Are you

Kelly 1:09:32

kidding me? Thank you. Really? I'm like,

Isabelle 1:09:35

what the fuck was that? She does. She makes fun of everything I say now I'm like on like high alert. I'm like, Isabel, I be stressed

Kelly 1:09:42

in any public thing. The man is about to hand you a drink. Just say thank you like a normal fucking person.

Isabelle 1:09:47

Silly God. Say thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Kelly 1:09:53

You do though, you know? Cause you're the

Isabelle 1:09:55

driver,

Kristine 1:09:55

right? You drive.

Isabelle 1:09:56

She drives. Usually. She drives. Yeah. She's such a pussy. Yeah. It's usually me.

Carrie 1:10:00

Yeah, I'm the driver. Not even percent. You're, you're the

Isabelle 1:10:03

driver. Driver. Isn't it annoying to be the driver? Like, I wanna relax. Honestly, I don't

Kristine 1:10:07

mind it. I like driving. I really

Carrie 1:10:10

don't mind it. It's so funny though, cuz we used to, Christine used to be the driver because my husband and I only had one vehicle for a while because his lease was up on his truck. And I'm like, let's just like live the one vehicle life for a while. See how this goes. Yeah. And then, and then we'll go back to two. Now we have two. Christine's still the driver. Sometimes I'm like, maybe I'll drive tonight. She's like, oh

Kristine 1:10:29

excited. And then I'll be the passenger and it's like, it's weird cuz I don't honestly don't know to do with myself. Yeah. At that point. Cuz I'm usually just focused on driving but is always driving. I really don't, it don't wanna drive. Like I,

Kelly 1:10:41

who's the better driver? Like skill wise?

Isabelle 1:10:44

Oh, I'll kill you.

Kelly 1:10:47

It's a risk you take when you getting in car. Get to

Kristine 1:10:49

our destination and she's like, holy fuck itm. I'm like, did you die?

Isabelle 1:10:53

Yeah, you die. Lie. That's Isabel, you made it. It felt terrible.

Kelly 1:10:57

It wasn't, it

Carrie 1:10:58

wasn't that long ago. Driver. There was a red light and Christine just started going and I was like, oh shit, shit, the light's

Kristine 1:11:04

still red. She's like, oh shit. I wasn't even thinking. Or when

Carrie 1:11:07

we went to the hockey game and you ran those four red lights and nick's like, that was four red lights in hour oh four.

Kristine 1:11:14

Wow. On, uh, 75th street from

Kelly 1:11:17

road. Don't give us streets. And f i, I don't even know. I just

Carrie 1:11:21

dealer. Do you know where the BMW dealership is on 75th Street or is the Quiznos

Kristine 1:11:24

nearby?

Carrie 1:11:26

I do, wait, let me think. I do. So they changed it now cuz the Oh, I do know the LRTs there. And so you, there's all these lights and Christine just apparently didn't know that they were there and she just, no idea. She just blew right through. They're the lights. It's, there's four in a row so that you don't, um, go onto the l rt tracks.

Kristine 1:11:41

Oh, I wanted to see what they're about.

Carrie 1:11:45

And so she, she blew through all fours and Nick was like, that was four red lights. Oh God. Wow.

Kristine 1:11:51

And he's like, you didn't see them? I'm like, I didn't even see a single one. I had no idea there was lights

Carrie 1:11:55

here. He was like, and then the next time we went through, I'm like, Christine, these are all the red lights. She's like, well, I'll

Kristine 1:11:59

be, and like, not if they're not even like a single red light. Like they, they're the double eggs, the proper like double. So it's Oh, so. Not, there wasn't four red lights. There was technically eight. Yeah. Technically bright

Kelly 1:12:12

red lights

Carrie 1:12:13

Stop here. Don't fucking drive there.

Kristine 1:12:15

Fucking let's go. Yeah. I also ran in my, into my uh, landing in my garage the other day. Oh. But like shit. Yeah, with Jason in the car. Oh,

Kelly 1:12:25

what'd you do? Did you do like the accelerator instead of the brake? No.

Kristine 1:12:29

What happened? I just didn't judge the space. The space. Right. So like I always try to get as close

Kelly 1:12:34

to it as possible. Do you have a thing

Kristine 1:12:35

hanging as a gauge. Oh, but he wants to

Kelly 1:12:37

get one. Everybody we have, I have a golf ball hanging. We have things

Kristine 1:12:42

I noticed and like I hit it all the time, but I don't tell Jace. And then he was That's so funny. In the car with me and now, now my secret's out. That wouldn't, did you do damage? No. No. Oh,

Carrie 1:12:52

that wouldn't, that's fine. Then that wouldn't work for me cuz I back into our garage. Yeah.

Kelly 1:12:57

Carrie. So what the fuck you fuck back in? We always talk, well who are these fucking people? You're, you do not

Carrie 1:13:03

back in. Yeah. Every day I back into I told you she was a better driver. I wasn't. Well cuz then it's easier when you leave. Then you just pull, pull.

Kelly 1:13:09

Oh my god. Carrie. To get in, in there is is torture. Take two seconds. Wait, wait. I'm So you're professional. Give a triple car garage.

Kristine 1:13:17

Pro nascar.

Carrie 1:13:18

Yeah, but I park on the single side. Or do I park on the double side? It's a double side. Oh, I park on the double side. Yeah. Oh,

Kelly 1:13:23

okay. So you have two spaces. Yeah. That's a bougie thing I've ever said. That's good I've ever heard. Yeah. Side. You park on the double side. Double side. Okay. So do you back into a, there's a car beside you

Carrie 1:13:35

when you back in? No, I don't. No, it's just me. Yeah, it's just me on that side.

Kristine 1:13:38

There's just, and then how do you know when to stop? It starts beeping. Well,

Carrie 1:13:44

Yeah, I guess like I can see in the camera. Cause you're backing up, right? I have the camera. Yeah.

Kristine 1:13:48

Yeah. My forward camera

Carrie 1:13:49

doesn't work. And then, and then I turn the forward camera on and make sure I'm like, has

Kelly 1:13:54

forward camera, camera.

Carrie 1:13:59

I haven't, like, I have an Escalade so I can see the front, like I can see the you

Kelly 1:14:03

camera in the front, like, like your eyes. Don't I I have a 360 camera. You guys need to fuck off. You both have forward cameras in the car? Yes. Extra eyes in the front. Okay. It doesn't work. See yourself. We have dodges have, have a 360,

Carrie 1:14:19

360 camera. 360. Yeah. So when you're park a stall, if you don't know if you're in the lines, you just turn on the camera and

Kelly 1:14:25

I can see, okay. I feel very poor right now. Wow. Wow. Into shit. I gotta throw up my dog. Okay. But

Kristine 1:14:32

you guys, I still hit my landing in the garage in mind. Wow. With

Kelly 1:14:35

your cameras.

Carrie 1:14:36

Christine could have all her.

Kristine 1:14:37

The cameras, the beepy thing doesn't, it doesn't work on the front. Like I'll be driving and there'll be nobody around and it'll start yelling at me saying that there's some something in front of me. Do

Carrie 1:14:45

you wanna know what scares the living? It doesn't sense. Fuck outta me. So my vehicle will slam on the brakes if that's sweet. If I'm about to get into an accident, it'll slam the brakes on. Oh my God. And like I'm not just talking like a little tap, I'm talking like, Like full. Oh wow. So sometimes when I'm backing into my garage, I'm going a little bit faster than it like wants me to Yeah. Cuz it sees that I'm about to back into the landing. Yeah. But I'm not. Yeah. And it'll just like slam on the brakes. Wow. It scares the living fuck outta me. Wow. It's, it's aggressive. Yes. And it's always at, it's always when I'm not about to hit something. Yeah. It did it to me the other day. Everything from the back, my backseat flew all the way to the front. I was not crazy. I was not about to hit anything. No.

Kristine 1:15:22

Wow. Smart cars man. It scares the,

Carrie 1:15:25

well, you know what we

Kelly 1:15:25

drive Dodges Durangos, my Dodge Durangos head heard Durango.

Kristine 1:15:30

We that. No, not, what do you think we are? I have no idea.

Kelly 1:15:36

My backup camera doesn't even work. Oh yeah. It's blue, but I still get the beeps, so I just keep going till I hear the beeps. Do you get a beep? When I drove your car, did you get a beep? I don't think Adam, did I get a beep? You should have. It's a blank. I'm just, I love lie on the cameras. It's blank. I love the beeps.

Kristine 1:15:52

it's, it's really handy. Yeah. The beeps are clutch. Does your seat vibrate?

Kelly 1:15:56

Yeah. What? Fuck. You guys need to stop Does seat vibrate? I feel So you guys have like

Carrie 1:16:01

aircraft? Yeah. Yeah. When, when I get too close to something, my seat vibrate.

Kelly 1:16:05

You're, yes. You know what happens in our car? We just fucking hit it. C

Carrie 1:16:10

something's

Kelly 1:16:10

too hard. I just

Kristine 1:16:11

milk shit. My, my fried one doesn't work. I don't know what that is, but it doesn't fucking work. So like,

Carrie 1:16:16

Ja Jason, if you're listening, earplugs. But Christine always, uh, goes up on the curb. Oh yeah. Just right

Kristine 1:16:21

over that. Oh, me too. And it's like, that's how you know you've arrived. You know what opinion?

Kelly 1:16:25

I made it. I'm home. I very rarely turn right without going over.

Kristine 1:16:29

I can do the corners without, but like when I'm parking, if there's like the little concrete thingy meridian thing. Yeah. Oh yeah. That picture is mine.

Kelly 1:16:38

That's how I know how to stop. I'm like, Kate made it perfect. Yeah.

Carrie 1:16:41

My favorite is when we're backing up, it's like I'm home.

Kelly 1:16:44

It goes right over top. That just happened to us. You just did that. What'd I do when we were backing up? Huh. And you were like scraping along something, remembering like, oh shit. And you're like, I'm hitting something. I'm hitting something. Yeah. And then that man came and he came to the door and he's like, you're hitting your, your, oh yes. He had to, he had to tell me how to get, yeah.

Kristine 1:17:01

And he's like, I'm like, I

Carrie 1:17:03

got

Kelly 1:17:03

it. I got it. You know what? I always remember in high school, we took your sweet little civic to West Ed and you were trying to park beside a pole. Mm-hmm. And you couldn't like in the underground and guy, not this guy came, this dude came and he's like, can I please just park your car? And we're like, please. I let him into the seat.

Kristine 1:17:23

Yeah. He

Carrie 1:17:24

drove car. West

Kelly 1:17:24

Edmonton, west Ed. I sat passenger seat with the dude and he parked as professionally. I love that. I need two stalls. Yeah. Okay. I don't need one. I need two. I don't wanna park there. We're like, we're gonna be leaving in like two hours. Can you be here waiting

Carrie 1:17:38

while we have to leave help getting out? Who's the better

Kristine 1:17:41

driver of the two of you? Okay, so we split this episode into two parts for you guys. The first episode, hilarious. The next one just as good. Um, so make sure you stay tuned for next Thursday. We are still jumping in to our fuck Mary Kill and our, uh, listener questions. So keep, uh, keep listening and, uh, let's, uh, let's move on to those. Okay.

Carrie 1:18:06

Okay. Ready? Yes. Um, so the first listener question was actually the only listener question we have this week because the episode was, the episode was quite long. Yeah. Um,

Kristine 1:18:16

please send those in as well. Yes. Continue to send those in to our Instagram. Um mm-hmm. We'll get to that after, but make sure you send them in cuz we, we really do thoroughly enjoy answering them.

Carrie 1:18:24

Yeah. We love it. Um, so someone asked what our beauty tips are. Okay. Which I, how flattering. Yeah. Right. Thank you. Thank you. Um, Do you wanna give a couple and I'll get, or like, give one of yours and I'll get one. Yeah. So a

Kristine 1:18:38

couple favorites of mine. Um, one, I absolutely love getting my hair done over a concrete blonde. I know it's not like a, a skincare type thing. Mm-hmm. But it is one of my favorite things that we do for. Beauty. Yeah. Or taking care of ourselves. Um, Carrie and I are very fortunate that we go once a week, um, and get our hair washed and blown out. So it's just a wash and, and dry and curl. Style it up a little bit. Um, that's one of my favorite things. If you can get. Blowout now and then obviously. Yeah. Not weekly or just now and then. Um, I highly recommend it because it just feels so good and so clean. So

Carrie 1:19:18

clean. My hair stays clean so much longer.

Kristine 1:19:20

Yeah. And like the curls are good and like, I just, I feel so much better when I walk out of there. Mm-hmm. So I highly recommend it. I also just highly recommend Concrete Blonde. Um, in general, if you're local to the area, Also another one, uh, favorite thing that I do, I guess is just being consistent. Mm-hmm. I was just gonna say consistency with my skincare. Mm-hmm. Um, I've, if you've followed us for a long time, you know that I've struggled with acne for a very long time. Mm-hmm. And went, really went through it. Um, so just being consistent with my skincare and, um, just being proactive about. Taking care of your, mm-hmm. Your skin. Um, and when you read those articles or you see those people on Instagram or whatever about putting, send screen on and just, yeah, just being thorough. Um, they are not, It's not a joke. It is like, it is not just a bad, it, it's really important to continuously do mm-hmm. Those things for your skin. Um, so that's just, that's for myself. It's kind of more generalized. Yeah. But that's, that's me.

Carrie 1:20:23

So for me, cuz you did hair, first of all, I'll talk about my hair first. Um. If you have followed us for a couple years, you know, two years ago I really damaged my hair. Like I, I was blonde, my hair was fried from chemicals and like using too much heat on it and it was just bad. It was just in a bad, bad place. Yeah. And for me, again, going for regular blowouts has obviously helped, but for me it's just like, Treating your hair better. Yeah. Like really taking care of it. I don't wear tight ponytails that often anymore. Um, I focus on like doing like a hair mask every week, and I'm very careful what products I put in it. And when I brush it, I'm not aggressive. Mm-hmm. You know, like, ugh. Yeah. Like I don't, like if I hear that noise start from the bottom, work your way up. Yeah. Um, just like. Treat your hair like a baby because it will break and it will look like shit. Been there. Yeah. Um, for skincare, same as Christine. Consistency is key and find a routine that you like and enjoy and do it. Every day and do it for months. Don't, you know, don't wait a week and be like, oh, this isn't working. No, it's gonna take, your skin, takes a long time to turn over, especially the older you get. So be patient because it really does take mm-hmm. Months before you start seeing the effects of the product you're using. Um, wash your face every night. Don't put, make, don't sleep with makeup. Mm-hmm. Like that. I did that in my twenties. It's, it's not a vibe

Kristine 1:21:52

I did the other night and I painted it. Oh yeah. Well, it was a little. I was a little drunk, so I didn't, I wasn't wearing much to begin with. Mm-hmm. But I was wearing like eyebrows and mascara and a little bit of eyeliner and sunscreen from the day. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And I, I felt mm-hmm. Like smug it after.

Carrie 1:22:09

Yeah. And sometimes I smug it. Sometimes I see people that are like, oh, when we. Like we're selling makeup, eraser, cloth and stuff, and they're like, oh, I don't wear makeup, so I don't really think about that. And I'm like, well, you should be putting sunscreen on every day. Yeah. You also have all the product you put in all day plus all the dirt from the air. Yeah. You need to wash that off. Yeah. It needs to come off your face. Cleanse it. Use a really good moisturizer. In my opinion, anyone over 25 should be using a retinol every night. But that's, that's your decision. And then sunscreen every day. Mm-hmm. Like if I do nothing else, I wash my face and put sunscreen on. Yeah. Like if I, if I. Run outta the house and don't have time to do my whole regime. Sunscreen. Sunscreen. Yeah. Same like that's it. Yeah. I'll wash my face. Lotion it. Put sunscreen on. Yeah.

Kristine 1:22:50

Also, another just like generalized tip. Make sure you're looking and doing your research on the products that you're putting on your face. Mm-hmm. Just because there's so much stuff out there in the world that you just, you don't know. Yeah. So just maybe contact a professional or like a dermatologist. Um, make sure you're just doing that research because your due diligence, it is your, it is your skin. Yes. It is not anybody else's. Yes. One thing may work great for your bestie Yeah. But it may not work

Carrie 1:23:18

for you. Yeah. Christine and I have completely different regimes. Exactly. Because, um, I. Use some pretty harsh products on my face, but, um, someone who has, like, for example, like rosacea, really sensitive skin might not be able to Yeah, exactly. Christine had acne, so she has, and she has oily skin. Mine's dry, so we use completely different products. Yeah.

Kristine 1:23:39

So yeah, just make sure you do that research for yourself because like I said, your skin is not your best friend's skin. It is your skin. Yes. And it is gonna be your skin for the rest of your life. So Yeah. Take care of it cuz it's, it is a living, breathing thing. Mm-hmm. Yes. As

Carrie 1:23:54

weird as that is, no, it's your biggest organ on your body is your skin. Exactly. So let's take care of it. Okay, so now we're gonna move into the best part. I really like that question. It was good. Hey, that was really good. We could probably do a whole like episode on probably Katie cuz like I bring favorite things about it. Yeah. Okay. Fuck Mary. Kill Baby. Yeah. Me first this time, right?

Kristine 1:24:15

I have no freaking clue. Oh, okay. It's gone. Like the

Carrie 1:24:17

wind, sir. Yeah. Um, okay. So fuck Mary. Kill Billionaire Edition. Oh, that was really exciting.

Kristine 1:24:25

Yeah. Yeah. Can I, yeah. Can I fuck Mary and no, I just wanna fucking marry them all.

Carrie 1:24:31

Yeah, well you might not want to. Oh, okay. Elon Musk, you can name your kid, ex Easy, whatever you named his kid. Um,

Kristine 1:24:44

Kim looking at photos,

Carrie 1:24:45

making sure, okay. Yeah. Elon Musk is first. Yeah. Okay. Jeff Bezos.

Kristine 1:24:50

Okay. Hold on. I'm just, yeah. Jeff

Carrie 1:24:52

Bezos. Yeah. Oh, cuz you need to see them all. Yeah. You're seeing screenshotting them on her phone as we go. Yeah.

Kristine 1:24:56

Oh, okay.

Carrie 1:24:57

Jeff's not too bad. No Jeffy? No, he's not. I'll call him Jeffy. I mean, they're all billionaires, so they're all gonna be kind of dicks, but that's okay. I only can't even say that out loud. No. Okay. It's fine. Okay. And Bill Gates, grandpa Gates here. Billy?

Kristine 1:25:12

Mm-hmm. Okay. First, Jeff Bezos kind of look like like's my dad. Just throwing that out there. I wasn't gonna say that aloud, but then I did.

Carrie 1:25:20

Okay. Okay. So Bill Gates, he's 67. Yeah. Wow. I thought he was older than that. He looks older than that. Okay. So I

Kristine 1:25:29

need to get back to my photos. Um, and just to be

Carrie 1:25:32

clear, they're all really high up there on the, on the like, scale of billionaires. So like that's not gonna, doesn't fucking matter. You one way or another? No.

Kristine 1:25:41

Okay. Well, I think I would, um, Jeff Bezos

Carrie 1:25:44

looks like he takes care of himself. Like he looks like

Kristine 1:25:46

he. He doesn't look like my dad in that photo. No. So I'm going off of that photo. Yeah. Okay. Um, okay. So I think I would fuck Elon. Yeah. Personally. Yeah. Okay. I think he is kind of hot, actually. Yeah. Yeah. He's okay. I do.

Carrie 1:26:03

He just looks like he's done a lot of stuff to his face. So it's some photos. Yeah, probably some photos. He looks more attractive to me than others. Like this one, it looks like he just had some shit done. He does look very, very fake, but this one he doesn't. Yeah. See that. I would fuck that. Yeah. Okay, so you're fucking Elon

Kristine 1:26:22

Musk. I'm fucking Elon. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think I'm gonna, Mary Bill, do we know if he's a good guy? Do we know? Is he like, does he have good standings in the world? Is he, is he married? Oh, he got divorced. Or sh I don't know what happened in, uh, 2021. Um, okay,

Carrie 1:26:42

so he donates billions of dollars to charitable causes. Nice guy. Yeah, he, um,

Kristine 1:26:49

Or is that just a tax write off? What is your, where are you going there, sir?

Carrie 1:26:54

I mean, it's really hard to say. Okay. It's really hard to say. I mean, I think I'm gonna marry him. He's very involved in like philanthropy and like, you know. Okay.

Kristine 1:27:04

I'm, I was feeling pretty good about marrying him and I don't think he is just donating for a tax write off. I don't, I don't think that's the case.

Carrie 1:27:14

Oh, apparently he didn't, he wasn't always the good guy, but, oh, you know what? It's really hard to say. Yeah. On Reddit they say he's a reasonably good person, so. Okay,

Kristine 1:27:22

perfect. Okay, well I'll marry him. Okay. And then,

Carrie 1:27:25

uh, you're killing Jeff Bezos. What's Say? Yeah. Jeff Bezos, Amazon.

Kristine 1:27:29

I know. I really like Amazon. Yeah. Don't tell him that I would kill him. Well, if, I mean, if you actually contacted him. Yeah. I wouldn't be mad. Yeah, no, I'd be

Carrie 1:27:38

happy. But like that guy came up with Amazon, like, what a fucking vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Kate 156 billion. Yeah,

Kristine 1:27:47

that's, that was a tough one. Yeah, that was really tough because

Carrie 1:27:51

Elon Musk though, 256 billion today.

Kristine 1:27:55

I think that was an easy, yeah, that was pretty

Carrie 1:27:57

good. Like I would, and Bill Gates is 120 billion. I mean, you're not, You're not gonna be, uh, without No, no, no, no. Okay. So you're marrying Billy. I really like how in depth we

Kristine 1:28:07

go with these, like, yeah. Right. Is he a good person? Like is he actually donating it for a good cause? Like

Carrie 1:28:13

we need, you know, but like, don't you worry like Chris Hemsworth, I'd marry him at the fucking drop of a hat and it wouldn't matter if he was a good person, you know? No, no problem. Yeah. But like when you're, you know, Yeah. When you don't look like Chris Hemsworth, you gotta actually dig deep.

Kristine 1:28:29

Elon's trying. Yeah, he's changing his face a lot. Okay.

Carrie 1:28:33

And he named his kid like Z Dots. Something. Um, okay. Carriere ready for yours?

Kristine 1:28:40

Yeah. Okay. So yours. Fuck your fuck, Maryl. Is it the me? Yeah. Okay. It's the hottest men. Mm-hmm. Alive. 1986 version. Oh yeah. I was born. According to the Playgirl Magazine. Oh, Playgirl and the internet. Okay. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Fuck Mary Hill. Michael J. Fox. Oh yeah. Mark Harmon. I

Carrie 1:29:03

have photos. I see them. I know who Mark Harmon is. Okay. He's fucking hot.

Kristine 1:29:07

Um, and Bruce Willis.

Carrie 1:29:10

Wow. Okay. I love Mark Harmon. Yeah. He's hot. Mm-hmm. He's a Fox Big fan. Yeah. Um, he's in, like, I have photos of

Kristine 1:29:19

like them in 1986. I saved them for you.

Carrie 1:29:21

Oh, okay. Yeah. I, I would like to see that. Um, so Mark Harmon is in one of my favorite shows.

Kristine 1:29:27

N C I S. Yep. Yeah, I figured that was it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Here, um, Michael J. Fox.

Carrie 1:29:32

Yeah, he's poof. He's pretty foxy himself. Yeah. Okay. So am I fucking them back in 1986? Well, no, cuz you, you were just born, no, sorry. Am I fucking like the 1986 version of that? Yeah, the version. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Not. I

Kristine 1:29:50

need to work on my whee. It's been so bad lately, Lee.

Carrie 1:29:54

I assumed that baby Carrie wasn't in on this, but

Kristine 1:29:59

Mark Harmon, 1986. Yeah, he's, he's hot. Yeah. And then, um, Brucie, which in this photo.

Carrie 1:30:07

Yeah. 10 outta 10 because like, he's hot. Die hard baby. Okay. Yeah. I fucked Bruce Willis. Good for you. Yeah, die hard. Um, and I think I'd marry Mark Herman. Yeah. And I'm sorry, Michael J. Fox. Like, I gotta go. I him now. I honestly thought he was gonna be my pick, but then you showed me that picture of Bruce Willis. Yeah. Seriously. I'll, I, I'll post, I think on post these Thursday. You need to post these? Yeah. Yeah. All three of'em.

Kristine 1:30:30

I will. He's in this photo. Bruce Willis is hot. Like I would, that would be like my type. Yeah, absolutely. In 19, absolutely. When I was negative two years old. Yeah.

Carrie 1:30:40

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Those are my answers. Locked in baby. Yeah. Good. That was, that was a good one. We were a

Kristine 1:30:45

quick this time. I mean like, yeah. I had a lot of thoughts about my billionaire husbands. Yeah. But

Carrie 1:30:51

we were, I feel like we were, I love that I did billionaire editions. That was really good. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I,

Kristine 1:30:57

I like how like, because they have so much money, like I need know information. Like, are you

Carrie 1:31:01

good people? Like, well, they're not good looking people, so like you're, well, not really. You're marrying them based on other things. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Mean and money aside. Oh, that too. No, like money. What do you mean money? Whatever. Like if you're a douche bag, no matter how much money you have, it's not, yeah, it's not good. No, it's not. But Billy, he

Kristine 1:31:19

looks, he looks like he's a good guy. He looks nice. Like he would, I feel like he's a standup guy. Yeah. Like I would play like he looks like he plays croquet or something. Yeah. And I would play croquet with him. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have any history of knowing how to play it. I like on in Wonderland. Yeah. They play with upside down flamingos. Oh well

Carrie 1:31:37

me, I mean, he has a lot of money. I'm sure he could get you some upside down Flamingo.

Kristine 1:31:43

Could you imagine, Carrie, you wanna come over playing croquet and like Christine

Carrie 1:31:46

Gates. Oh, that's nice. Sounds lovely. Yes. Carrie Harmon, we should do this every week. We should, yeah. Carrie

Kristine 1:31:55

Handsworth, Carrie McDonald.

Carrie 1:31:59

That's not that far from my og last name actually, so it's true. My premar last name. Shit, that was really funny. Okay, well that was fantastic. Yeah. So, uh, part two, uh, uh, come in next week. Yeah. Okay.

Kristine 1:32:12

And it's good you guys. It is,

Carrie 1:32:13

it really is good. Okay. Okay. So have a good weekend. Enjoy. And we will see you next week. Okay. Bye bye.