Kristine 0:08

Oh, hey, it's Christine and Carrie

Carrie 0:10

and we are best friends and we are the owners of Lavender and Lace Boutique and an online boutique based out of Sher Park, Alberta. And we started a podcast just so we

Kristine 0:18

could talk. Welcome to Two Babes Podcast. Buckle up. Yeah, buckle

Carrie 0:23

up. Yeah. Happy. Happy Thursday

Kristine 0:26

everybody. It's Thursday in advance. Yes. Tuesday. Tuesday. It's so weird having weird to jump ahead. So weird. Guess what? What episode? 10

Carrie 0:37

It is. Two hands baby.

Kristine 0:39

Two hands. What a time to be alive. Yes.

Carrie 0:43

Hold on. No shit. Shit. Yeah. There we are. Yeah.

Kristine 0:51

Thank you. Thank you.

Carrie 0:52

Thank you everyone. Thank you. Wow. Amazing.

Kristine 0:55

No photos. No photos. Oh, I love that for us. How are you? Congratulations.

Carrie 0:59

Thank you. Congratulations to you soon. Thank you.

Kristine 1:01

Yeah, I'm good. Good. I'm fine. Like I'm, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's going fine. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really have any two complaints. Like too many complaints. No. I mean like a couple, but like it's neither here nor there. Yeah.

Carrie 1:15

Like some, sometimes we just complain to complain. Yeah. Because there's actually anything wrong. No.

Kristine 1:19

Yeah. And that's usually how it goes. Yeah. How was your weekend? Ah, you want to, you wanna talk about it? I do.

Carrie 1:26

Yeah. Um, so Thursday morning my husband and I got up bright and early and we boarded a flight to Los Angeles, California.

Kristine 1:35

SoCal. Yeah.

Carrie 1:36

Nice. We stayed in the Newport area. Um, Nick and I like to go away every summer. Just the two of us. Yeah. And the last two times we've gone to California, so we wanted to try somewhere new this time. Last time we went, we stayed in Santa Monica. Beautiful there, but we want like, you know, there's just so many different parts of the LA area, so many parts, you know. Yeah. So we decided to stay in, uh, Newport this time 'cause we really like it there. And, uh, it was 10 outta 10. Yeah. Yeah. Lots of

Kristine 2:07

yachts. Oh yeah. Nice. Yeah. Like that, uh, tiki one that you sent me. Oh my God,

Carrie 2:12

that was so fun. Yeah. I wanna

Kristine 2:14

do that. Yeah. Take me there.

Carrie 2:16

It was, it was, uh, I'll post this on the. Uh, podcast, uh, Instagram stories, but it was a floating tiki bar and you bring your own booze and there's bartenders on there and music, and they just serve you all night. Casey. That's what

Kristine 2:28

I'm talking about. Yeah. Like, I wanna do that here,

Carrie 2:30

right? Yeah. Just floating down the, down the bay. Next

Kristine 2:34

birthday. Okay. Like to have a tiki birthday, like I wanna set me up with a bar. Bartenders,

Carrie 2:40

you'll have to find a new best friend to host that for

Kristine 2:42

you. Well, it doesn't have, it doesn't have to be a party, just like the four of us.

Carrie 2:47

Perfect.

Kristine 2:48

Yeah. Perfect. And the bartenders can be Nick and Jace. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. You know what, just get me coconut bra and call it a day. Okay, perfect.

Carrie 2:55

That's, I'll put, that's all I want. I'll put Hawaiian tunes on and everything. Perfect. And I'll, I'll serve you a drink out of a pineapple. Hey.

Kristine 3:01

Okay. Done.

Carrie 3:02

Okay, sweet. Yeah, so we, uh, there was so many yachts yacht city up in there, like, and Nick was Googling city every Yes. Yacht, yacht city. Nick was Googling every single one of them and how much they cost, like that was, and what was the most expensive one. I don't remember. I'd have to ask him. Okay. Yeah, I'll just text him. Couple million maybe. I don't know. Millions. That's so cool. I

Kristine 3:21

don't know. Like what a fricking time to be alive.

Carrie 3:24

Yeah. To have a yacht. And so we went for lunch this one day. We went for lunch on Friday. Friday. And uh, these people just pulled up in their boat, parked it, and went for lunch. That's, and I'm like, that's the kinda life I wanna live, I'm telling you. Like, that is the life I want. I don't want anything else. Um, Yeah,

Kristine 3:44

I texted him, but it, it. Actually Ty, I typed Yaki. It was like y a c H

Carrie 3:52

Y and he was sending pictures. He was sending pictures to Mike, and Mike was looking those up too, so, so they had all the info. That's so, yeah. And there was one just like partying right outside our hotel room. And I was like, how do you think we get on there? Yeah. How do we go party with

Kristine 4:05

them? Hey, what's up? Oh, a nice boat. You wanna tell me about it? But I have to be on the boat. Can you tell me about it?

Carrie 4:11

Yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah. Um, yeah, so we stayed there. Honestly, the days were pretty chill. Usually in the morning we went and explored like Newport Beach, Balboa Bay area. Like went for a little like walkies. Yeah. And just kind of explored. And then in the evenings we usually, uh, went for dinner and had some vecinos. And then Saturday night, Did you do anything upsetting? I went to the Morgan Wallen concert and it was

Kristine 4:38

you guys, I should take a picture of her face right now. She's smiling so hard. It was

Carrie 4:42

so good. It's so cute. It was just everything. I wanted it to be good. I'm so glad. Um, he was so, like, I've been waiting for this. I mean, I've been waiting to see Morgan Wallen for years because I've been a big fan since like the beginning. The beginning. But I. I've been waiting for this concert since we bought tickets almost a year ago. Mm-hmm. And like when he canceled part of his tour, I was flipping shit. Yeah. I was like, ah, now I'm gonna have to find another way to see him. Yeah. Which like, let me tell you, I was already Googling the rest of his tour to see where else I could go and be on the floor. Yeah. I get it. 'cause, you know, but it was really good. It was amazing. It was such a fun vibe. Um, it was at SoFi Stadium in LA and that stadium is insanity. It can hold, uh, over a hundred thousand people for concerts. So it's like, it's madness. Yeah, it is madness. And when, so cool. When we walked in, Nick and I, 'cause we were talking about, um, like Taylor Swift and how she hasn't booked any Canadian dates yet, which apparently she's still going to, but whatever. Neither here nor there. T B D, he was like, He was like, um, this, this right here is why she's not coming into Canada. 'cause she can do eight shows here. Yeah. She's doing eight or six or eight, six, maybe 600,000 people. She's gonna bang out there, you know. Nice in That's a lot. Yeah.

Kristine 6:03

So why, like, realistically you, it would cost so much money to travel. Yeah. So much money to set up. Yeah. Take down all your staffing. Yeah. All your pyrotechnics, everything, your entire show costs like. Yeah, so much. Thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars when you could just have one place and do it back to back six shows and your cost is way down. Boom, boom, boom. She's a,

Carrie 6:27

you know, she's a buddy. Genius. Yeah. I can't believe Morgan only did one show in LA to be honest with you. I mean, it was completely sold out. He could have sold out two nights there no problem. Yeah, I would've gone to both. Yeah, I know you would've. Yeah, so I get it. I just love him. Good. I know. That's so good. And he sang all my faves. What? Do

Kristine 6:45

you have a favorite part of the show of the alsa?

Carrie 6:47

I do. What's your favorite part? It's when he slowed it down and he played the piano. Oh yeah. Okay. I thought so. Yeah. And he played one of my favorite songs doing that. And like it was just so good 'cause he just like sat there and sang and played and just, Like, I just love the moments when artists just really like, yeah, get it intimate. Even though there was a hundred thousand people there, it just felt, you know,

Kristine 7:08

like you were the one and only there

Carrie 7:10

I was. It was she was singing to me. I

Kristine 7:11

love that. Yeah. That's such a good feeling. I wish

Carrie 7:14

I was so glad you had a good time. I wish I was laying on top of the piano while he was singing to me, but whatever.

Kristine 7:17

I truly thought you were gonna say it. I wish I was laying on top of him. Like, you

Carrie 7:20

go girl. I mean that too. I wouldn't you go girl. He's just, uh, Like his smirk, you know, he just knows. Yeah. Speaking of smirks and sexy, did you see Harry Styles, um, like final goodbye? Yeah. Like, oh, I did really, it really got me the feelers. He,

Kristine 7:42

he hits all the spots for me. Yeah. Like he is, he's attractive, he's sensitive, he's bold. He's Yes. Everything. Yeah. That. I could wish for hundred percent wrapped into one person that I didn't think it was humanly possible. Right. So anytime he does anything like remotely sensitive or like vulnerable. Vulnerable, yeah. It, he flips me like

Carrie 8:07

literally upside down. Ugh. I had to like, I was like watching him back to back to back. I'm like, this is ama like he, yeah. Everything about him. And that's what I love about, that's why this is how I got on this. But that's why like Morgan Mullen has this like smirk that he gives when he like, everyone's screaming for him and he knows. Yeah. And like it's just like that sexy swagger and it just really gets me, I get, plus he's wearing like the wranglers and he wore cowboy boots, so Oh, that's so nice. Because he doesn't always wear cowboy boots to his shows.

Kristine 8:33

Oh.

Carrie 8:34

So what does he wear? Flip Flo like sometimes he'll just wear sneakers. Oh, that's nice. Sneakers and

Kristine 8:38

shorts. Flip flops. Flip flops. I

Carrie 8:40

don't know. Maybe it's one that would be really hard on stage. Well, yeah, maybe. I don't know. Kenny Ney doesn't wear shoes at all on stage.

Kristine 8:48

Doesn't he get sort of foot fungus?

Carrie 8:51

Well, it's his own stage. They better wipe that key. Well, it's carpet and then they change it. They probably change it every night. Or like steam it Carpet. Yeah. Because he's so sweaty. Yeah. He's a sweaty guy. Well, he's jumping around like a crazy person. Yeah. You know, and he's sweating. So he has the carpet, I think so he doesn't slip on his own sweat. If we're getting real. That's a pretty, pretty smart,

Kristine 9:12

yeah. Yeah. You can't have like rubber matting or anything down. 'cause it would get too slippery. Yeah. Um, I guess carpet's probably the

Carrie 9:19

only way to go. Yeah. And then it's soaked and then they probably still clean it. Well must. Yeah, they better

Kristine 9:22

because it would stink so bad with all that. So gross sweat. I get it. Yeah. I'm also a very sweaty person.

Carrie 9:28

Yeah. So Morgan wore the cowboy boots for anyone who doesn't know. There is nothing better for me than wranglers. Specifically light wash wranglers and cowboy boots. Light wash wranglers. Mm-hmm. I prefer the light wash jeans on men. I like that. Fun

Kristine 9:42

fact for you. I like that a lot.

Carrie 9:44

Fun facts about Carrie.

Kristine 9:48

You know, I, I, I could just see

Carrie 9:50

it Uhhuh. Yeah. So light wash wranglers and cowboy boots. That's so nice. Yeah. I don't need much more. That's it. Honestly. You don't even need a cowboy hat, like that's not a requirement for me, or, sure. Well, preferably not, but. If we have to, I guess,

Kristine 10:09

whatever. That was really fun for me. Oh, so

Carrie 10:11

you had a good time. Yeah, and then we got home Monday afternoon and then I did the Monday night Live with you. Yeah, that was a fricking gong show Sunday. We like literally did nothing. That's so Nick and I went for dinner and we were sitting at dinner and I said to him, I'm like, are you ordering a drink? He's like, I guess because we were just, we had so many the three days prior.

Kristine 10:33

Yeah. Vacation

Carrie 10:34

vibes baby. Mm-hmm. But, you know, yeah. And then when we were on the plane yesterday, the guy's like, would you like anything to drink? I was like, just a diet Coke, please. Because like, I can't have anything more. Yeah. I'm done. Tapped

Kristine 10:45

out. I have been there before. Mm-hmm. That's good. I'm glad. Yes. How

Carrie 10:49

was your re

Kristine 10:50

Uh, well, not as, Not as entertaining in like the concert variety. Mm-hmm. Uh, it was Good Friday. Honestly, I don't remember what I did. Apparently I did a lot of appointments. Mm-hmm. Um, I did, I had two appointments, but I can't remember what they were for. One was for needling. You don't put

Carrie 11:09

those things in your phone.

Kristine 11:11

Uh, maybe it's in there. Needles. Oh yeah. Yeah. Got a new shape of nails. Yeah. Hit me up some o Well, she says oval almond combo. And I said, I don't know what that means, Aaron. Mm. Um. But yeah, I switched it up finally. Um, but yeah, no, it was a good day. I had needling. That was good 'cause uh, my, uh, physiotherapist and I discussed sneakers for quite some time. Oh, okay. I'm in the ne in the market for another pair of sneakers, just 'cause I go through them so fast. Yeah. So he had some commends for me and I'm really excited. Um, I think I'm gonna grab a pair. This coming week, I'll go, I'll purchase a new one. But that, you know, the, the little little things in life get me. And then, um, Saturday was more exciting. Um, it was, uh, the neighborhood, they do like a annual barbecue thing. Um, so we went to that. Meap Palooza. Meap Palooza. Yeah. So we

Carrie 12:01

did, uh, because we missed it last year.

Kristine 12:03

Yeah. Yeah. And

Carrie 12:05

the year prior, I think we were in Vegas or something last year,

Kristine 12:08

something like that. So, yeah, so we did that and it was actually a lot of fun. Played some like drinking games and just chit chatted with multiple people, new people. Um, met so many people, great people. It was, it was really nice, really nice company. The drinking games were a lot of fun. Yeah. I played this new game I've never played before. Yeah. 'cause I honestly think that one of the guys just makes it up on the fly. Oh, okay. It's called Dice Hockey. You have to throw, there's the table and it's got like the split in the middle because it's a folded table and you have to throw the dice up, up like overhead, height. And they used me as reference 'cause that was the shortest one. Mm-hmm. So you have to throw it overhead height and it. Would, it has to bounce on the table on the other side of the line and then if it bounced off, the other team can grab it. If it hits the floor, the other team gets a point. Or if the dice hits the table and stays, then like the other team that threw it has to drink that many that's on the dice. It's actually quite ridiculous, but it is so much fun. I love that. And so I'm pretty sure it's made up. Mm-hmm. But it was a lot of fun and uh, I'm pretty good at it. It's 'cause my catching skills. Yeah. Yeah, I had one thing to bring to the table. But yeah, we did that. We were there from two o'clock to two in the morning or something, 1 45 or something. That's a long day. It was a long day, but it was a lot of fun. Um, that's kind of it. Sunday, um, drove Scarlet back out to her grandparents because she would rather be

Carrie 13:37

there than be here with you. She actually said that.

Kristine 13:40

I was like, are you sure you wanna go back to Nana? Prepare? She's like, well, I don't wanna be here. I was like, Wow. Thanks the love kid. Thanks for that. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Well, they like, she gets away with murder out there. Mm-hmm. So why wouldn't she wanna go back? Right. So we drove her out and uh, then we had sushi Sunday as we do. And um, that was just kind of hung out. Nice. Went for a nice walk. Nice. Relaxed. That was kind of it. So good. Yeah, it was

Carrie 14:07

good. Are you reading anything? Uh, I just finished. Yeah, I read two books while I was gone. Nice. Two. Um, okay. So the first one I read was called The Anti-Hero. It's by my fav, one of my favorite authors, Sarah Kate. I didn't love it. No, I didn't love it. And I wanted to love it so bad because I really liked the premise and I really liked, um, You know, I, she caught me with like this, uh, The notes at the beginning and it said, if your, I, if the idea of getting railed in a church excites you, this might be the book for you. And like, you know, that's how it started. I sent that in the group message, actually, that's how I looked for it. Looked it up. Um, and I, so I was like, oh, this is like, maybe this is gonna be. Like, good. Yeah. And I, it was a good book and she's an amazing author and she always does really well with the characters and stuff, but I find it really hard to, like, love a book when I can't relate to any of the characters. Mm-hmm. And I couldn't. Okay. So he was very religious. He had a very religious background, which he struggled with throughout the book because he, um, believed that everything they were doing was like, Sinful Simpson. Yeah. And she was the complete opposite. She was like an atheist and she was just like a wild card. And I couldn't relate to her either. 'cause I found her very different from me. So I couldn't relate to either character. Yeah. I couldn't relate to the male character or the female, so I just struggled the whole book. Yeah. Trying to find that like, Connection sense. That makes sense. So it was a really good book and I do recommend reading it if you like Sarah Kate as an author, because I know I do, but I just, it wasn't my favorite. I gave it a four to five. Okay. So, but then I read yesterday, the fifth book in probably my favorite series of all time, the Salacious Players Club series. Mm-hmm. Which I'll mention in the, in the podcast notes if you wanna read it. This is the fifth book. And it was good. It's, uh, it was a big age gap. Book. Mm-hmm. And he was like a rich billionaire and it was like, daddy vibes. Oh yeah. I like that. It was, it was, it was a really good book. And he like, look up the cover. I'll, you know what, I'll also post it in the stories. He is a fricking fox, like I know I showed you already, but like, he's a Fox and it was a really, really, really good book. And it's my favorite series. It's based out of Fallacious Players Club, which is the sex club. And so I just, I love all the characters and I love like, I just love the whole premise and I love all of the books. Three and four being my favorite. Mm-hmm. But this was number five and it was also really, really good. That's so good.

Kristine 16:44

Yeah. Mm-hmm. He is a fox. Mm-hmm. Like he silver fox. Goals. Mm-hmm. The keys

Carrie 16:53

to Wish. Yeah. Yeah. So nice. Yeah, it was a really good book and I finished it last, I started it yesterday and finished it yesterday, so, yeah. That's so good. Yeah.

Kristine 17:02

Yeah. How about you can get done. I am actually reading a book. I know. Um, I, I'm also, so watching Lost, I'm not done yet. Yeah. Um, season two of that, and it's really good. So I'm reading a book called The Animal Farm, and I keep calling it everything other than that I keep calling it Animal party. Animal house, like just, is it by

Carrie 17:22

George Orwell? It is George Orwell. Oh, okay. Yeah. Interesting.

Kristine 17:25

So it's, um, about a farm. These animals, it's, they rebel against man. Um, and they, it's just like their search for, um, equality and being free and happy and, um, I'm only three chapters in right now, but I actually really enjoy it. It's kind of odd. For me, it's not a typical book that I go for. Yeah. But it was given, or like lent to me from, uh, my neighbor and he highly recommended it. So he's like, it's one of my favorite books of all time. It's a two book series. Um, so he just lent me the first and he's like, it's really, really good. You just have to like, just, just continue on. Like, don't get, don't get bored of it yet. 'cause it's really good. Yeah. Um, and actually so far enjoy it. It it's different 'cause it is the perspective of animals. Yeah. Like the. We, I the first chapter too, it's like about the, um, the big pig on the farm and he's kinda the, the major and he, like, he handles everything and gave like this big speech about man. And it's, it's interesting. I like that.

Carrie 18:31

I do like it. I've read a George Orwell book before, actually, so Oh yeah. So that's why I had to look it up.

Kristine 18:35

Yeah. So we'll see how it goes. Uh, like I said, I'm only three chapters in, they're fairly lengthy chapters, but pretty good. I'm happy about it. Mm-hmm. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes. It's different from my normal, typical, like I like be some slut. Now I'm reading about animals and being free, but. I'm into it. The first like six pages, I was like, I'm never eating meat again. This's just how they feel. I'm a feeler, right? Yeah. So I'm like, oh my God, they, they're actually talking to each other, like all the animals on the farms right now. They're having conversations about how they hate man. Yeah. So we'll see. I don't know. So far so good

Carrie 19:10

though. Yeah. I have a hard time like straying from. You know. Yeah. The genres I like. Yeah. I typically don't, I have read 1984 by George Ello, like a really long time ago. Yeah. But, hmm.

Kristine 19:25

So we'll see. Cool. See how it goes.

Carrie 19:27

I like that. That's a nice segue into our announcement. Yeah. Ah, so good. Okay. We have a fun announcement. Um, we are doing a thing. Yeah.

Kristine 19:39

We've actually had requests for this. Type of thing for years. A long time.

Carrie 19:46

Yeah, because

Kristine 19:47

Carrie and I love to read, as you guys know, so this has come up time and time again. We just didn't really know how to

Carrie 19:53

go about it. And then, uh, but now that we

Kristine 19:55

have our baby

Carrie 19:57

podcast here, we think it's the perfect opportunity too. Drum roll, please. Oh, do I have that? Maybe? No, no. That's crickets. Nope, nope. Oh my God. No, we don't have it. Hey, um, we're starting our two Babes book club. Oh, so good. So fun. So, um, we are starting right now. Yeah. Um, the first book is The Happy Place by Emily Henry. It is starting this moment. So if you wanna read along with us, we'll post all the details on our Instagram page. Did I say the happy place? Is that what you said? Yep. Happy Place by Emily Henry. Yeah. Yep. Um, Christine and I are starting it soon. Yeah. I

Kristine 20:39

gotta go through the

Carrie 20:40

animal party first. So how it's gonna work is the last Sunday of every month. Is that kind of what we decided? Yep. Last Sunday of every month. So, August 27th. Mm-hmm. We will do a bonus, little bonus episode.

Kristine 20:54

You can mention what you're calling it

Carrie 20:55

downstairs. I was going the boner episode. Um, a little bonus episode, um, recapping the book that we all read together. Yeah. So if you wanna join us, um, the Happy Place by Emily Henry is the book, August 27th is the date for the the book club episode. And on that episode, we'll announce. The next book. And the next book and we'll go from there. So

Kristine 21:14

on so forth. Yeah. It'd be so good. I'm really excited. Me too. I love that we can all be on the same page. Yeah. And have something to talk about and we'll, um, we'll have some questions and we will probably pop them into our, um, Uh, two babes Instagram as well. Mm-hmm. Like on stories and stuff, just so you can like, uh, you know, a ask yourself those questions mm-hmm. While you're reading the book, and then we can, I'll have that discussion during the

Carrie 21:37

podcast. Yeah. So I'll just give a little quick synopsis. Synopsis. Harriet and Wyn have been the perfect couple since they met in college. They go together like salt and pepper, honey and tea, lobster and rolls. Except now for reasons they're still not discussing. They don't. They broke up six months ago and still haven't told their best friends, which is how they find themselves sharing the largest bedroom at the main cottage. That has been their friend group's yearly getaway for the last decade. Their annual respite from the world where for one vibrant blue week they leave behind their daily lives, have the salty coastal air with the people who understand the most. Only this year, Harriet and Win are lying through their teeth while trying not to notice how desperately they still want each other because the cottage is for sale, and this is the last week they'll all have together in this place. Oh yeah. So they don't wanna tell their friends they're broken up 'cause they wanna enjoy that one last week. Oh, that would be wild. So yeah, I'm excited. It's, um, Emily Henry, I've read a couple of her books and by a couple I think, I mean four, so I'm kind of excited for this one. Yeah, it'll look good. Yeah. So we're gonna start it right away. I'm gonna start it right now because, uh, I just finished a book so it's perfect timing for me and hopefully you guys can read along. I'm so

Kristine 22:46

excited. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I think so too. Yeah. And and it's a really nice, like where I'm excited to have the bonus episode. Yeah, that'll be fun. One

Carrie 22:54

extra. And then if you are, if you're not interested in the book club, you don't have to listen and you're not missing out on our weekly episodes, but if you do mm-hmm. It's a perfect little bonus for you. Okay, you guys. So now we're, uh, gonna lead into part two of our, uh, yeah. Lavender mashup. So

Kristine 23:11

we left off with asking Isabel and Kelly who is the better driver. So let's, uh, let's listen in and see who, who sucks and who doesn't.

Isabelle 23:23

Well, I would say I'm

Kelly 23:23

better. Me, but she's horrific. No, I'm like, she's so sweet you guys. I'm gonna say this, she almost like, she hits or almost his pedestrians all in the daily. That was one time. Okay. White app. White app. You should never, ever, that was long time. How many people did you almost kill? She jumped out. Okay. And you were like, oh my god. It's a bike lane bus. Listen. Yeah. Those bike lanes need to fuck off. They can be on the sidewalk. Exactly. They can be on the sidewalk. They're so confusing. When's the last time you heard about a biker getting run over by a car and d or I mean a pedestrian getting run over Well by a person on a bicycle. Can, can we just talk about this? Why are they not on the sidewalk? Isn't that a way Safer bet. Why are they on the, I

Carrie 24:05

have no idea. Considered

Kelly 24:06

vehicle don't get it. They're considered vehicles. They're not. Hi, they're, they're

Kristine 24:09

on a, they're not. I don't know. Also,

Carrie 24:11

I get Yeah. In bath. Yeah. The bike lanes come outta nowhere. All of a sudden you're driving bike lane. Yeah,

Kelly 24:17

it's like a death witch. Stupid. I don't know

Kristine 24:18

why I like the bike lane in Maui cuz I run in it. So it's just my own little space. Yeah, but that's bike lane's normal, not just a couple.

Kelly 24:26

And then, yeah, I

Carrie 24:27

don't know. I don't go out for runs, so yeah. Sorry. So what I do? Yeah,

Kelly 24:31

Christine, we can't relate to you running in Bora. Jog in the tropics. It's really nice. When I'm in Bora Bora, I like to do Pilates. I, okay, I'm gonna knock on wood when I say this, but I've never been in a fender bender. Shocking them regularly. Shocking you to hit a Isabel Isabel's in like one a year.

Carrie 24:55

Oh, I in a lot. I got hit in a parking lot once, but it wasn't me. I was backing, or sorry, was it, was you? No, I was dri I was driving. Boop, boop boop. Someone just like backed up. Oh. Oh, that's, and then he told them that I, that I hit them. I'm like, well, I did hit you. Yeah. Cuz you, you backed into my car. Oh shit. Yeah. You know why

Kelly 25:13

didn't have a 360 camera?

Carrie 25:14

He didn't know. He didn't. And that's, he didn did not have a door. And that's the problem. You need the 360 camera and you need mine will fucking stop you. Yeah. Mine wouldn't, the Escalade would've never let you hit that. No.

Kelly 25:25

Mm-hmm.

Kristine 25:26

I, I think I've been in three accidents. Oh yeah. Two, three. Bad. Definitely two. So

Kelly 25:31

you guys, I have lost count by Isabel's. Lost count. Bus count. Isabel hit a parked bus and the whole bus had to evacuate. It was one of the worst moments of my life. It was so embarrassing. She had to sit there. Were you there? No. Oh, that's too bad. Hank fucking, I was late for class at university. Yeah. And it was winter and I'm like, fuck this bus. Why is he stopping? And I, I went to turn lanes, but I hit black ice.

Kristine 25:55

Oh

Kelly 25:55

no. So I skidded that Isabel's excuse back to the park bus and there was full of students. So I had to sit there and wait for them to be, uh, couriered back to school with another bus. Everybody glaring at Isabel. You're were all walking past

Kristine 26:08

my car and I just, oh my God. So funny. I'm so sorry I'm laughing at that. No, it was

Kelly 26:14

terrible. Yeah. Terrible. But did you learn? No. Kinda. I learned that there is black ice. I did learn that. I learned. It's outta my control. I still think buses are dicks and I would like to go past them, but it's the black ice. Yeah, that was, that was one

Kristine 26:30

hit. That was the worst. I hit five guys two in one of my accidents. You did? Yeah. Rode off a car. I still have shit. I have still have the girl's phone number in my phone. I see it sometimes. I'm, God, why was she injured? No, I just like, you know, we got each other's information and whatever and, okay. Yeah. And I still delete it. You should delete it. That's

Kelly 26:47

triggering. That's triggering.

Kristine 26:49

Delete it. I don't know if I can, I don't know if I have it in me. Why? Why did you keep it? Oh, I think you should delete it right now.

Carrie 26:53

It's like the other day when you're like, God, I have way too many friends on Facebook. Why do, why am I friends with all these people when they scroll through? You're like, nah, I need them. I need them. I'm like, for what? You know what was terrifying

Kristine 27:02

about that? I was going through and I'm like, ah, this person's dead. Can't delete them. This person's dead. My God. Yeah, they're, you should delete that. I have dead friends on Facebook. Oh my God. But like, I could delete them cuz I like, just cuz you're dead. I can't be friends with you. Like That's Christine.

Kelly 27:15

Yes, Christine

Kristine 27:17

anymore. That warns. Yeah. Really?

Carrie 27:19

You can take them off. No. Well I can, Yeah.

Kelly 27:21

Yeah. I heard he died Is, doesn't know who he is. I do now. Cuz you showed me photos, names.

Carrie 27:27

No, that was awful. Injury. January. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah,

Kristine 27:30

just the night before. That was a rough one. Maui or a couple? Yeah, two a

Carrie 27:33

couple days. It was one of our last nights there. Oh. Last too rough. That sucks. Texted me that's, that was confusing.

Kelly 27:42

What'd you say Matt

Carrie 27:43

texted you?

Kelly 27:44

Okay. Well, yeah. That's, you remember touchy?

Kristine 27:48

Touchy, yeah. So I, I have dead friends and like, oh, I just can't, that's. Fucked. I'm now old enough that I have dead friends on Facebook. I know. And now I can't delete them. Oh,

Carrie 27:57

that's not bad. Oh, I did. I deleted quite a few. I think you delete,

Kristine 28:01

not if they're dead.

Kelly 28:01

I just, yeah, you're gonna, they won't have per feeling feelings. They're gonna say, sorry, say look up and say so, I'm so sorry. Yeah. Forgive me. Forgive me. Delete. They don't feel it. Do you guys, do you guys believe in ghost? But they don't Yeah. Yeah. Full on ghosts. Oh, you do? Oh, I do. But have you seen a ghost? No. No. Okay. But

Kristine 28:16

what? But we are, we're pretty certain I have heard them that they're like around

Kelly 28:20

specifically here guys. Don't you think? What do you mean specifically

Carrie 28:24

here? We have one in the warehouse for sure.

Kristine 28:26

Oh. I don't like that. Where shit happens all the time. But like friendly, friendly ghost, like We think

Carrie 28:30

she's one of our old

Kristine 28:30

customers. Yeah. Why

Kelly 28:31

is she's friendly? Why a customer died makes friendly.

Kristine 28:34

Oh. She just does silly things. Like, she'll just like flick the lights on or like play with the computer or so, whatever. Oh, that's not

Kelly 28:39

silly to me. It's like, that's like, it's fucked up. I'm fucking with you. Do you guys have a Ouija board? Let's do it. I do. I don't wanna summon those kind of bad vibe. Summon it. Yeah. Bring it. Summon it. Oh, I'm scared. Summon it. Yeah. I hate Ouija boards. I have one in my basement. It's like, it's just

Carrie 28:54

bad. Oui board or ghost? I have a Ouija board. Oh. I still have my Ouija board from when I was a kid. Cuz you're not supposed to throw them away. Oh. So what do I do

Kelly 29:02

now? Like all bad Mo Joe. You just never buy

Kristine 29:04

one. Not real. We never, now we can ask my dead friends if I can delete them on Facebook. I'll ask all if they're gonna be offended.

Carrie 29:10

Yes, it's

Kristine 29:10

fine.

Kelly 29:11

I just, I don't let it play this day. I feel like if there was a ghost, we would've seen one. Think about. All the ghost shows in the world. Nobody's ever seen one. I've heard them. There's not a ghost. There's totally ghost ghosts. No, there's no ghosts.

Kristine 29:25

I totally believe there's ghosts. Carrie,

Kelly 29:26

you're so spiritual. What's up with you's? I'm wrong with you, but I'm not, I don't believe in ghosts. That's you're, well, you're have ghosts in your house, so I think you're in insult denial. Even saying that, just cuz my kids, your kids have seen a lot of shit and you're like, oh no, it's fine. It's not fine. But they say like, there's lot of weird things. No, they're not innocent. There's been some weird ones like, like what? Like they hug me and they won't stop in the middle of the That's, I don't like that the kids say that. Yeah. Her twins. That's true. One of my, oh, the little boy Leo said that. And it's always in the twins room and you're in full denial that there is a ghost in your house. I don't have a ghost. Did someone?

Carrie 30:05

Yes. Did someone live in your house before you? Yeah,

Kelly 30:07

but I looked into it. I asked a realtor

Carrie 30:09

if there was, he's my friend. Someone died. Connor, you

Kelly 30:11

know Connor Then Connor's my best friend. Connor would've lied. Connor. thinks we're idiots, but Connor would've lied to us. But I asked him, I'm like, did anyone die here? And he said, no. He has to tell you. Huh? But still he has to tell you, Hey, my house in Fountain Lake was haunted and Fountain Lake, there was somebody that lived there for, deserved to be haunted or two years it was bad. Carrie had a really, it was actually, it was just the kids from across the street that was fucked up. Burn folks. The kids from Burn. It was me from fucking with the rich bitches. Yeah.

Kristine 30:45

You're seeing what kinda good stuff you guys had in your house.

Kelly 30:50

Oh my God. Oh, but no, I don't think there's a ghost. I don't believe a ghost. I, there's a ghosts, a ghost in your house. I absolutely believe. Although, you know what's weird? So when I, when I was pregnant with the twins, before I knew they were twins, I had told my son, Mateo, who's like three at the time, I was like, oh, mom has a baby in her belly. And he's like, oh no, mommy has two babies. Oh. And I was like, no, no, just one. Like, just like Mason. Cause I had already had another one. Mm-hmm. And then he kept saying, there's two babies. There's two babies. And then he use a psychic one day. We're like, do you think it's gonna be a boy or a girl? And he's like, it's gonna be a boy and a girl. Like, I'm having a brother and a sister. We're like, no, you have to pick one. Like, it's only one that's serious. Yeah. He's like, no, there's two. And it's a boy and a girl. That's crazy. And then crazy. It, it really was. So I went for an ultrasound when I was like early seven or eight weeks. Yeah. And, and it was correct. And it was, he called it, it was twins. And I called Isabel. So now you're fucked for a year. Yeah. Like, you're fucked. You're fucked. It's gonna be okay. When you hit like three, four years old, it's gonna get better. Yeah. You're gonna be fine. But then it really was a boy and a girl. Wow. That's wild. So I tried to like, give him like lottery tickets. I was like, you just pick whatever numbers. Yeah. Whatever you gravitate towards. Yeah. No. Oh, I believe everyth. Everything he said didn't work. No. He's got something. He's correct a lot of the time. I, uh, have to pee. I whatever.

Carrie 32:09

Take a little tea. Go. This has been like a quite some time, time out.

Kristine 32:12

I'm actually, I'm actually questioning if it's gonna be a two-part, um, series. Cause of how long? What is it? Who is it? No, it was,

Carrie 32:19

um, maybe we'll have

Kristine 32:21

another Who is it Follow? I don't know who it's, yeah. Like another, we'll just split it and like split this. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know how long, like we're, you know what I mean? Should we like, get on track?

Kelly 32:29

Should we get on? No, no.

Carrie 32:31

Shut up.

Kristine 32:31

And like No, no. Yeah. No. This is comedy gold in Well, you know what I feel, I feel, I feel like I'm

Kelly 32:37

just hanging out with my friends. Yes, totally. Yeah. Like, we're just talking like, just hanging out with you

Carrie 32:41

guys. Do do you need to go pee?

Kelly 32:42

I do have to go.

Kristine 32:43

You're the peer of the group. You're the duo. Yeah, it's me.

Kelly 32:46

She has like a horse bladder. Yeah. She will never

Carrie 32:48

pee. I always pee. I don't even think I peed before we started. What

Kelly 32:52

Carrie, you don't have to pee. Mm.

Kristine 32:55

No. Wow. I always have to pee. Like when we're drinking in the pool, I have to get out like 700 times. Nick has a stupid rule, not allowed to pee in the pool. That's great.

Kelly 33:05

God. Who has a pool? Carrie does

Carrie 33:09

right now. Yeah. It's like an 18 foot. Like it's big. Yeah,

Kristine 33:14

those are sweet.

Kelly 33:15

Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's really nice. And you guys are actually full on neighbors? Are you like directly

Kristine 33:20

beside each other right now? No, no. We're about three minute walking. Um, but we will be, that's nothing

Carrie 33:25

neighbors. We will be, Christine and her Javi are building a new house right now. Yeah. Okay. They'll be moving in January, probably January, February. And my husband and I are gonna start our house next March probably. And then our backyards are gonna back onto each other. Yeah.

Kelly 33:42

That's pretty sweet. Are are

Carrie 33:43

you even gonna have a fence? We're gonna have a little gate between us cuz um, okay. We have an acreage, like we bought an acreage. Okay. So we have like, we back onto four different, like lots or five. Yeah. Five I think. I think it's five. And so it goes all the way down to the corner. We have a fence all the way up, and then we'll just put a gate in between ours. Yeah. Yeah. And you're gonna be behind.

Kristine 34:05

Yeah. Yeah. So our backyards touch and then, but it's like we have a tree area, like we have their trees basically. Okay. So we're, I can't, we probably won't be able to see each other's houses. Mm-hmm. Maybe in the winter.

Carrie 34:18

I can see some, I can see some of your house. But. We're actually fixing that this fall.

Kelly 34:21

It's hot in here as well. You are very, really hot. Hot in here. It's really hot. That was your pee. That was like two seconds. Yeah. But. Do you guys pee yourselves or your vaginas? Okay. After How, let's talk about this. A how are csection, your vagina? Add had a C-section. So your vagina is ready for you. You are tight. You are tight. Good for

Kristine 34:38

you. Yeah. How's your vagina? I also had a C-section, but Oh

Kelly 34:43

fuck off guys. Vaginas are in, they have great vaginas, but

Kristine 34:47

Scarlet fucked up my bladder. She actually moved it and twisted it, so, okay. They actually had to put it back in place. And for the first, your vagina or your bladder? My bladder. So for the first week after I had her, I couldn't tell that I was pissing. Oh, okay. So I wore a diaper for a whole week. Oh yeah. So I still have some bladder issues. Okay. Yeah, for sure. I do pee, do myself on a regular. I peed myself at your house. Just the other night. Yeah. And no one, I was like laughing. I peed. Christine,

Kelly 35:14

I feel you. Isabel. Peace every day. I feel you. I have a very weak pelvic floor. Yeah.

Kristine 35:17

Very weak. And nobody, nobody even cared. They're like you happens all the time. And I'm like, I just,

Carrie 35:22

my pants in. Your chair cares. You're like walking to the bathroom, you're like, I peed myself for all like Kate, whatever. And we

Kelly 35:28

kept going another day. Just Christine. Another day. Yeah. Another feel. Did you have all your kids vaginally? Even your twins? No, thank God. Oh, okay. I had the twins through a C-section. Oh, okay. They were both breech. Oh, okay. So I had them through a C-section. So I feel like I had a normal amount of kids pass through my vagina. Two, our vaginas are the same. Fucked up, just two. If I had four, Jesus Christ, it'd be flapping in the wind on the yellow.

Kristine 35:56

I'm so Weezy, but

Kelly 35:58

Isabel, I don't know why I can jump and you can't jump. Oh, you put me on a trampoline, she'll piss. I'll pee everywhere. She'll piss. I can't even run across the street. I'll pee. It's not good. There's, I think I need a vaginal rejuvenation. Oh. Have you guys,

Kristine 36:12

I have guys heard about this. Yes. Yeah, I did. Did you go vaginal?

Kelly 36:15

No, but I've heard about it. Oh, sorry. I was gonna say you had a c-section you wrote vaginal.

Carrie 36:19

I'd still work on it. Okay. So I, I just don't

Kelly 36:22

wanna pee all the time, Isabelle. I just wanna be safe. We're gonna get new vaginas. Yeah. Okay. Can we go together though? I wanna get new vaginas together.

Kristine 36:29

Make mine look like hers. Yeah. We

Kelly 36:32

wanna have

Carrie 36:32

matching vagina. We want, we want ours to be matching.

Kelly 36:39

I'll be really happy. You know, we would, I wanna get a vaginal intimidation. I'm coming with you. I feel like my vagina's okay, considering what it's been through. It could be way worse. Could be worse. How often are you looking at it be holy shit? Oh, I don't really look at it that much. Like you mean mirror? I've never looked, looked the mirror. I mean, I have, don't do it. Don't I have? I have. It's okay. I'm scared. It's a little fucked, but it's not that bad.

Kristine 37:03

I looked at mine when I was pregnant. Oh, that was, uh, yeah.

Kelly 37:07

Horrible. Did they, does it look different? Pregnant? Yeah. It's so swollen. Fat,

Kristine 37:11

swollen, swollen, swollen, swollen, swollen. Like all the blood was there, so it's like blue. It was like black and blue. Yeah. I'm so happy. Didn't look. I texted Carrie and I'm like, I, I think that something's wrong with me. And she's like, no. Like, you're like, you're just saw your blood. And I'm like, it's pressure. I look like I have like.

Carrie 37:25

Like a horse vagina and

Kelly 37:27

no shit. No

Carrie 37:28

one pressure keeps things. No one shares this with you. No. Tells you. No one tells you. Did you guys ever,

Kelly 37:34

did they offer you a mirror when you were in labor? Yeah. Me. They did for me. No, they offered us mirrors. Fuck the mirror. Fuck off. Do you wanna mirror? No. I don't wanna see the tragedy. I'm not gonna push that out while I watch it happening. Never. No.

Carrie 37:48

Like that's not motivating me. No. I'm just gonna watch myself rip my vagina. Yeah, you're

Kelly 37:52

gonna see it rip. Yeah. My poor husband, he held a leg and mine was right in there and saw the whole show. My whole thing's on camera. Traumatized. I got a long time. Got footage. You guys wanna watch it? Do you get vagina? You didn't get vagina footage. Footage. I got, I got like one bad shot. You did? I got a couple nipple shots. Oh shit. Like, you guys wanna

Kristine 38:12

come over, kinda wanna watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I got the full shots. Wow. I just don't, I don't wanna see it. There's just

Carrie 38:19

like seeing a head come out of a vagina is like, it's scarring. It's fucked. It's because I just don't think it should be able to do that. But it shouldn't be

Kristine 38:27

able to. And apparent.

Kelly 38:28

No, sorry. Yeah. No, but he told me every detail about what he saw. Yeah. And it was pretty fucked up. He said it opens like a flower, like it's actually meant to almost turned into one. You blossom, then it, you blossom's, disgust. Disgusting. Then it's just a full and all. You're one big hole. You're a just a, oh, you know what happened to me? You know what happened to me? I wanna know. I tore. So you know how you normally tore tear down? Yeah. I tore down. No, but I also tore up. Nope.

Carrie 38:58

Stop it through my

Kristine 38:59

urethra. No, that's bad. And you don't pee yourself.

Kelly 39:03

Well, when they first told me this was my first baby

Carrie 39:06

too. How many was more? I need more.

Kelly 39:09

He was like seven pounds and something nice. He was normal. It's normal size. Normal size. But they're like, yeah, you tore up through your urethra. Wow. And down. So I was like, this is it. I'm fucked. I'm gonna spray pee now. Yeah.

Kristine 39:23

But But

Kelly 39:24

garden hose. Yeah. But surprisingly like it's fine. I peed after and it was fine. Yeah, cuz you heal. Wow. You heal. Yeah. But I don't really know how How do you heal your urethral? Well, the vaginas are very tough. Well obviously they aren't. Obviously we're very magical down

Carrie 39:39

there. Apparently

Kelly 39:40

we are. It is. It's like kind of magical. Why did they say, Hey, grow some balls. Balls are like the most pussified. Yeah. They're thing out there. Yeah. Are so strong.

Carrie 39:51

Yeah, it true. It's like you pushed a whole baby through there twice. Yes.

Kelly 39:53

Yeah.

Kristine 39:54

Did and Balls

Carrie 39:54

do that, thank God. Cuz Brooke.

Kristine 39:56

Brooke was a like a toddler. Yeah. Yeah.

Carrie 39:59

How big was she? She was nine, eight. Oh wow.

Kelly 40:01

Carrie. Shit. That is, that is so, you know what, I wasn't overdue. I wasn't overdue.

Carrie 40:06

She was born on her due date. Like she was a Wow. Like she was just a big baby. Wow.

Kelly 40:10

She's. Okay. Did you go through labor? Did you have like, yeah. Hours.

Carrie 40:13

Oh, and then you had a C-section. Oh, I begged for one. Yeah. That's rough. I was like, you know what, I've had enough. And the nurse was like, um, that's rough. The nurse was like, you know, this is major surgery, right? I'm like, yeah, I know. I'm like, I'll you'll take it. Been through enough. Yeah. Well, my doctor really wanted, was trying. She didn't, she didn't wanna push me into it, but like the last time she checked me, she really was leaning that way. Yeah. And then when I asked, she's like, Kay, I really wanted to suggest it. She's like, I don't like to push. Yeah. Too far that way. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, let's just do it. And then she was like, you know, this is major surgery. Right. I

Kristine 40:43

had no idea. I thought it was so

Kelly 40:45

little.

Carrie 40:45

Oh. I thought it was a little small transition. Thanks all you for informing me. Yeah. Thanks for letting me know. I know. Let's go, let's wrap this up here. Yeah. Yeah. Take it out. I was done the baby out. Uh, crazy. I was pissed. I was done. Yeah. That's pretty, pretty. And I, I could tell she wasn't coming out and she wasn't after the nurse, after the C-section. She's like, you, you made the right decision. Like she wasn't gonna, she was wedged into my pelvis. Oh my God. So they had to like forcep her out still. Oh,

Kelly 41:11

you've been pushing for nothing

Carrie 41:12

for Yeah. For a hundred years.

Kristine 41:14

Crazy childbirth is so beautiful.

Kelly 41:16

Yeah, it's amazing. It's great. What miracle. I remember with the twins, they were both breech and the doctor's like, yeah, I think you could try to like do it magically. But I was 37 weeks pregnant with twins. Mm-hmm. And they're like, we'll induce you and then we'll see how it goes. And I was like, you know what? No, I don't know, bro. How about we just do a don't, don't.

Kristine 41:37

How about we just don't. Thank you, sir, for your opinions.

Kelly 41:40

Yeah, thanks. So you don't actually have a vagina. Yeah. Oh, so imagine the tube of them coming out. Vagina destroy that thing one other. Wow. Like ask bent in half it apart. No bent in half. No. Could you imagine your poor vagina? My poor vagina. Oh wow. That would've been the end of her. R i p. She would've died. She would. She would've. She's like, she's still alive.

Kristine 42:04

Yeah. Yeah. Good. She's

Kelly 42:05

still here. We go through a lot of shit. Do we really do? You're a mom. You've been through a lot. It's commendable. It is. It is.

Carrie 42:13

It is. Yeah. And guys just fucked up. Show up for the fun parts. And then they're like, Hmm. They just

Kelly 42:17

hold a leg. Oh shit. That was, hold a leg. And they, they go, oh, a flower blossom. Kidding. Shut the fuck up your poor vagina. Yeah. That was my flower. That fucking blossomed in a fucking Exactly. Eight pound baby came out. Exactly.

Kristine 42:30

I just, I don't know if I wanna see the blossoming portion Yeah. Of it. I know, but I like, if you had another baby, I would watch your blossoming if you asked

Carrie 42:40

me to. Oh, I would watch it. If I had another baby, I'd ask for another C-section. Another I would go through another major surgery. Yes. You know, I'm, I'm good. I don't

Kelly 42:48

need that. But Carrie, yeah. C-sections were also a

Kristine 42:52

bitch. It hurt. Yeah. It wasn't great.

Kelly 42:54

Yeah. Like I found after the recovery, after was really hard. I was very uncomfortable.

Kristine 42:59

Yeah, I

Carrie 42:59

was. I was. Okay. Cuz mine wasn't an emergency section, which thankfully cuz we took our time and we were able to like head over there and

Kelly 43:07

Do you wanna hear something gross?

Kristine 43:09

Yeah.

Kelly 43:09

Always. Every time too. So I remember, so I had the C-section with the twins and then I remember I was like laying flat in the bed and then the first time I ever sat up mm-hmm They're like, okay, we're gonna sit you up and try to like get you to walk around whatever. And I Why are you looking at me like, you don't know I, cause I, no, I don't know this story. You know, I have no memory. You could have told me five times. Yeah. She's

Carrie 43:29

looking at you like it's the first time she's

Kelly 43:30

ever heard. So I remember

Kristine 43:32

completely invested. Yeah.

Kelly 43:33

So I remember I was like laying down and I sat up and I heard like, oh yeah, snoring. And I remember I'm like, oh, what is that? It almost sounded like your stomach rumbling, but like times a hundred. Mm-hmm. She's like, oh, that's just all your organs, like settling back down. No big deal. Cause like you had the twins in there. That's gross. That was

Carrie 43:52

sick. Yeah, it's gross. That was your organs moving back in place? Yeah, my organs

Kelly 43:56

moved and I heard my, and also, let's just note that this was the middle of winter and the only shoes I brought were my Uggs. Yeah. So I was wearing Uggs and I sat up and my organs moved with my, was like,

Kristine 44:10

this is fucked all man. Wow. Oh we'll title this one S and organs gross. Wow.

Carrie 44:17

I can't,

Kelly 44:18

I had no idea. It's so gross. Yeah. And I didn't know I was gonna hear my organs move. That's wild. I, I don't recall

Kristine 44:23

that happening. Well,

Carrie 44:24

she had twins. Well, two days. And I,

Kelly 44:26

I remember being able to like, take a deep breath and I was like, whoa, I can actually like breathe. I feel like my lungs can like expand. Right after you, you heard the shift, you could breathe again. Yeah. Really? After I heard the, yeah, after you could you breathe like it's Isabel. Yeah. Isabelle, I can hear You're gonna beat the shit outta you. Do you want me to beat the shit outta you? I'll,

Kristine 44:53

this, this is really funny. You guys have your own

Carrie 44:56

show. This is fucking funny. Seriously. Well anyways, you guys, you guys should come at least once every two months and fucking this is so funny. Very cool. I asked you, I officially asked two questions out of all of these. Sorry, Carrie.

Kristine 45:09

That's okay. Let's hit, let's hit

Carrie 45:10

a third. Let's keep going. We got no timeframe. Okay, we'll just, well what time is it? We have live at three, but we still have 28 minutes. Okay, so we're good? Yeah. Oh

Kelly 45:17

God. Okay. It's lots of time. Okay, let's get our

Carrie 45:19

shit together. Isabelle, focus. We don't, no. I don't think anyone listening expects us to ever like hit the points. Nah, nah. No, we're not. We're just not, we're not those people. I know that. We're not very like, if you want an organized podcast, this is not it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, can you tell us something funny or memorable experience when with owning? Wow, this is not English. Sorry Christine. They probably type read. Um, can you tell us something funny or a memorable experience in owning a business together? Do you have like a funny, a funny story?

Kelly 45:49

You go, Isabel. I know. Well, all I have to say is the whole thing Isabel. Funny. It is, right? Yeah. I mean, I feel like every day is pretty funny. I don't

Carrie 46:00

really know. How much time do you spend together during the week?

Kelly 46:03

We spend a lot of time together. During the week we are FaceTiming like, I don't even know. I'd say so much hang day. Unless you're at work. I hate When you're at work. What do you, where do you do athletic? You call you. I'm an x-ray tech.

Kristine 46:14

Oh, how cool is that? My bones,

Kelly 46:17

she help. Do you do that full-time professional? No, just two days a week. Mammo or x-ray or, you're very density. You're not very smart. You are, you're like my little doctor. That's cuz you're a hypochondriac. Yeah. I love sending you my ailments. Yeah. You could diagnose me. Yeah. She's like, we, we do that too.

Kristine 46:33

We send each

Carrie 46:34

other out. I'm often convinced I have leukemia, so.

Kelly 46:36

Oh my God. Yeah, me too. Li Oma was mine. Again. Again. We're gonna draw a line through the room.

Kristine 46:44

You too. I don't know. I, I also have quite the ailment.

Kelly 46:47

Oh, do you? Yes. Dying. You're with the Caac dying. I'm dying. Great. I could be dying and I wouldn't even know. Christine had

Carrie 46:53

like a swollen lymph node behind her neck not that long ago. And she's What did you, what were you convinced it was? I don't know.

Kristine 46:58

There was so many things. It was like eight.

Carrie 47:00

Oh. But there was one here. Like it's probably that. Yeah. It's worth it. Worst case scenario. I'm like, it's probably your allergies. And then it went away. Guess what? It was probably allergies. It

Kristine 47:09

was shocker. But it was, yeah, it was something. Oh, oh my, uh, saliva glands. Oh yeah. Oh my God.

Kelly 47:14

can X-ray those. Yeah. Yeah. They're fines.

Carrie 47:17

Pain in the ass. They drained though. She's fine. She doesn't have

Kelly 47:19

lymphoma. Oh. Could, I've had this fear. I feel you. I feel you. It consumed me for months. Isabel's doctor actually said to her, I don't wanna see you for a few months. Yeah. She said, please go and live your life. Enjoy your life. I'm like, oh shit.

Kristine 47:34

Well, I'm sorry. I

Kelly 47:36

need. That's amazing. I thought I was done. She's like, but what about this mole? I like it. It's fine. Check my my gland again, please. Yeah. Yeah. I often get my glands

Kristine 47:45

checked. Me too. Yeah. Carrie has, I love

Kelly 47:47

when they check my gland. Don't even,

Kristine 47:48

I don't even touch my leukemia glands. Leukemia. And I get my glands checked often. I

Kelly 47:54

never even feel my glands. Oh my God. I touched them daily. Oh, you gotta touch them. Me too, Christine. You guys

Carrie 47:59

too are fucked. And every, every month I'm like to my husband, I'm like, God, I am so tired. Yeah. I'm like, am I dying? He's like, are you ovulating? I'm like, yep. He's like,

Kristine 48:08

oh yeah, same done.

Carrie 48:13

I'm like, does this happen every month? He's like, yes, Carrie. It happens every month. I'm like, who knew?

Kristine 48:17

Everything happens in and around that. So it's like we're just, you know what? I don't know how we're still alive. I don't, to be honest. I know. Especially with the leukemia. Yeah, I know. I know. That is Carrie. Yeah.

Kelly 48:30

I'm glad I'm not alone here with No, you're not alone. Hypochondria.

Carrie 48:33

So do you guys spend a lot of time together during the day or, yeah. When you're not you. We

Kelly 48:36

can, yeah, we do. Can. Like they'll come over and her kids will come over and just hang out. I'm pretty flexible. They're like best friends. Yeah. Yeah, they are. That's so nice, Heather. It's great. Yeah. That is

Carrie 48:46

so nice. Yeah, it is. We, we spend every

Kristine 48:48

day together, but here. Yeah. So, yeah. And then again, I like your house at my house.

Carrie 48:53

Well, we were together on

Kristine 48:54

Saturday.

Kelly 48:54

Yeah. When we can, we do.

Kristine 48:57

Yeah, totally. How long does it take to get to your houses? Like

Kelly 49:01

it's like 15 minutes. 15 minutes. Oh, that's a lot. Do pack

Kristine 49:04

snacks for your journey.

Kelly 49:06

That's so fucking, is that a time

Kristine 49:08

to you guys? It's like a lot. Yeah. Well,

Kelly 49:10

Isabel, you haven moved to St. Albert and we have like one day our like crew of friends are all in St. Albert. We actually do have other friends, believe it or not. Oh wow. That's shocking. I

Carrie 49:18

know. It's weird. Shocking. Like friends, mutual friends or

Kristine 49:21

mutual friends. Oh, okay. They're all in St. Albert. Do you still talk to anybody that We went to school with high school. I still talk to Jill. Oh yeah. Cool. Yeah. Anyone

Kelly 49:32

else? That's about it though. I can't even think of one. No, I don't know. Like, I mean, you keep in touch. Keep in touch. Does Instagram count? Yeah. Probably not. Whatever. Yeah. But like Jill about it. Jill's probably the only one who's like an actual, like you really know a friend. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, do you

Carrie 49:50

guys? No, Christine does. Yeah. I have

Kristine 49:53

like a You do my little like squad that I went to kindergarten with. Yeah. Who? And then, um, like Erica, Michelle that out. Oh, Michelle

Kelly 50:00

Yeah. Yeah. Why is that

Kristine 50:01

familiar? I'm a shitty Daniel. We went to school. Daniel and then Ashley, So Stacy. Oh yeah, I remember them. Yeah. Um, was Ashley good's familiar Chef kids. Yeah. Yeah. She's 2, 2, 2. Boy and a girl. Yeah. So I like, I see them often. Cool. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, and then I'll, like, occasionally we'll talk with people like on Facebook, but some of them are dead, so. Oh, what about you, Carrie? You know,

Carrie 50:25

no, I, I still talk to like my ex-boyfriend, Matt. Oh, wow. Yeah. But he lives in Toronto. So.

Kelly 50:30

Wait, how does that fly? Fine with your husband. So, wait, is your current husband called Matt

Carrie 50:34

too? No, he's Nick. Oh, Nick and Matt. Okay.

Kelly 50:38

Okay. Yeah. And Nick, he fine. Nick's cool with Matt, he doesn't care. Okay. Oh, that is, that's good. Nick's like

Carrie 50:45

that Is Nick's competent. Yeah. Doesn't give him a fuck. He does not give a fuck. No. No. Oh wow. I think that's great. It actually wasn't that long ago. Nick and I went on a date night. We went to a hockey game. Mm-hmm. And, uh, Matt texted me cuz he's like, I'm downtown. Like, I'm like, I'm in Edmonton, like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, I'm at the hockey game. And he's like, oh, you should come meet me for drinks. So I left Nick with one of his friends and I'm like, bye. And then Matt and I had drinks. What? And then Nick came and met up with us later and he's like, how's it going? Nick's like super cool. Wow. Yeah, he's not,

Kelly 51:15

that is, he's confident. That

Carrie 51:16

is extremely confident and cool. And like Matt and I are still friends. We dated for all of high school and Yeah. Like three years after, so, yeah. Oh, a

Kelly 51:23

long time. So he knows he was a big

Carrie 51:25

part of your life. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And my mom and Matt's mom are still best friends.

Kelly 51:28

Wow. Oh, crazy. Yeah. Well, that's cool. Well, that's impressive. You know what, Nick's cool. Mm-hmm. That's what I hear. He's all

Kristine 51:35

right. Yeah. He's just,

Carrie 51:36

I love him. He's just really chill. Very, he's just chill. Like he doesn't just

Kelly 51:39

super chill. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Not easily phased. You make him feel secure. Yeah. Or

Carrie 51:43

he wouldn't be so's not like,

Kelly 51:45

yeah. He knows. Yeah. Yeah, he knows. That's good. Yeah.

Carrie 51:48

That's cool. But that's it. That's the only people from high school I talked to. I think he, yeah. Know you

Kristine 51:52

talk to us in touch with like, occasionally like people on social media and stuff, but only cuz I'm like really Snoopy, like I need to know everything. Like, there's other people, I'll tell you guys later about, but like, I like, I need to know about their lives and like, uh, sometimes drama, instigate things. Yeah.

Carrie 52:09

Yeah. I'm just, I just don't care. Like, I'm not, that I'm not curious like, Christine, do you know

Kelly 52:14

what I, I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't. I feel like if we didn't have a home little thing, decor biz. Mm-hmm. We wouldn't even have social media. I've never had social, never had it anyway. So don't give a shit. I don't even care to post myself or my family. It's like whatever. I'm very

Kristine 52:29

together. You do that. Your nosy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

Kelly 52:31

just curious. I feel like I'm nosy too. I kind of wanna know what's going on. I think everybody likes to stalk other people

Carrie 52:37

that everybody likes to stalk. Oh, absolutely. And if I see someone like posting pictures of their husband and then their husband's not pictures anymore, I'm like, well, what the fuck happened?

Kristine 52:44

Yeah. Shit. Shit's rocking. And then you start like scrolling back and like figuring out when the photos exactly stopped. 2019,

Kelly 52:50

shit started going down. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

Kristine 52:52

This, well, it slowed down here.

Carrie 52:54

Yeah. Yeah. But otherwise, yeah. I'm pretty good at like investigating though. If Kristy needs to know something like, oh, oh,

Kelly 53:01

that's me. Yeah, that's her. Oh, that's me. You guys know Need know something, anything know?

Kristine 53:05

I'll find it. Yeah. It's like my favorite thing. Carrie helps. Oh yeah. I

Kelly 53:09

can find

Carrie 53:09

anything. Or she'll be, she was talking to someone on the phone once, like one of someone that we worked with, like had a phone relationship with like one of our reps or something. Yeah. I know what this guy looks like and I'm like, I'll find it for you.

Kristine 53:20

Yeah. I needed to know his face. I'm a very, like, I need to know faces. Yeah. Yeah. With their voices and their, their names. That's us and yeah, Carrie found 'em for me and I'm like, okay, this adds up. Yeah. This makes sense. That was like, us

Kelly 53:31

too. Yeah. We had a new like coworker start at work and we're like, let's find him. Mm-hmm. I found him right away. You did?

Carrie 53:38

Yeah.

Kelly 53:39

Yeah. Oh, well say, can't say the name on here's gonna call the police. No, I, now I wanna see 'em. Show me later. Yeah. I wanna see. Yeah. Well, we're all a bunch of stalkers.

Kristine 53:51

Really? Yeah. And it's, I like thateveryone, stockers

Carrie 53:54

I think are just like genuine, genuinely curious people. Yeah. Yeah. We don't do it

Kelly 53:58

in a creepy way. It's 2 41. Are

Carrie 54:00

we passing the time? No, it's okay. We're we're okay? Oh, we don't care. We just have a live cuz we don't have Hannah. Okay, go ahead.

Kelly 54:05

Okay.

Kristine 54:06

Yeah. Ask, ask. Okay. Okay. Should we jump into Fmk or, oh, no. Listener. Ss ok. We had our Fuck Mary. Yeah. Fuck my, oh

Kelly 54:14

fuck Mary. Kill. Oh, good. Fuck.

Kristine 54:15

Okay. Fuck Mary. But we have, we have listener questions. Should we do one? Let's do

Carrie 54:18

one. Okay. One listener question. One listener question. Fuck Mike Kelly.

Kelly 54:22

Give a drink to that. Oh, I'm sorry. There's more on the ground. No, it's fine. I can't have anymore. Why not an alcoholic? Give me a little sip. Ears. Take my,

Kristine 54:35

okay. One question. Yeah. One juicy one or like something easy, juicy.

Kelly 54:40

Something. Yeah. Good. Like the

Kristine 54:41

juicy one. Juicy. We'll try to keep it short. Yeah. Fuck. There's actually smelling juicy on here. Oh, ok. Uh, what keeps you motivated? That's the juiciest thing we got here.

Kelly 54:52

Oh. Oh, shit. In what

Kristine 54:54

sense? Uh, with, let's call it with work with your business

Kelly 54:59

di out. Well, okay. Well, I don't have a good answer. Really. For me it's just purely for fun. Mm-hmm. It's all funsies. Yeah. I love it. And that's so nice. It's just like a, it's. There's no real motivat. It brings you happiness. It's for

Carrie 55:12

happiness. Like pure joy. That's so nice. Yeah. That's so good. It's been a really long time since this was just funs and like, I

Kristine 55:19

envy that we have to like,

Kelly 55:21

oh shit, shit.

Kristine 55:22

Spill, spill. Yeah, it's fine. Um, you're cut off. We have to like remember to make it like, I mean lots of our jobs, it is fun, but we have to like really bring it in. Mm-hmm. Just so we can continue on. Yeah.

Carrie 55:38

Fun. Cause it's just not, it's not where it was when it was like, this is just something we do for fun. Yeah. Right. You know, like it's more And I miss some, I do. I miss those days. Yeah. Like you pay your bills

Kristine 55:49

now with this, right? Yeah. So it's And other people's

Carrie 55:52

Yeah. Which is wild. Like 20 other people, it's

Kelly 55:54

like pressure. Yeah. That is a lot. A lot of pressure there. There is.

Carrie 55:57

And like, I, that's one of the things that like is the hardest for me if anything ever happened. It's like these people, people rely on us. Yeah. And it's a lot. Yeah. That is a lot pressure. It's not just us. Yeah. It's not just you and me. Yeah. You. It's other people baby. It's 20 other

Kristine 56:13

people. It's wild. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelly 56:15

Well for us it's just you and me. That's

Carrie 56:17

so nice. Yes. That's, that's

Kelly 56:18

about it. Those were here for shits and giggles. Those were the good old days. Shits and gigs. Yeah. Yeah. Well cuz people still are working. Mm-hmm. And like I work with my husband and it, it's like, this is for fun. Yeah. It's just fun. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Something just for you one day maybe. Maybe it'll become a thing. I feel, I don't even know if I care if it is or not. Maybe, maybe when our kids are older and we have more time Yeah. To invest in it. But right now there's not enough time to mm-hmm. Like commit for us. That's fair. Yeah. And I'm already committing to my husband and his company, so. Yeah. Like

Kristine 56:50

I get that you can only stretch yourself like, yeah. So I get that, because

Carrie 56:53

I used to work full-time for my husband when we were doing this. Mm-hmm. And then eventually I couldn't, I didn't have enough time for both. Yeah. That's great. It wasn't realistic anymore. That's, yeah. Yeah.

Kristine 57:02

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Good

Kelly 57:04

answers, ladies. Who are we fucking and marrying?

Kristine 57:06

Okay,

Kelly 57:07

so's

Carrie 57:07

very busy. We do this every episode. Every episode we fuck Mary. Kill. So we're asking you, you guys, you don't have to answer the same, but you're getting the same people.

Kelly 57:15

Yeah. I love this. Okay. Can I go first because Isabelle's gonna copy me. Yeah. Fuck off. Now you're gonna take my answer. You are okay. You're gonna take it. Are these new people, cuz I don't know anyone all, no. You'll know

Kristine 57:27

who they are. Okay, good. Okay, well, yes, we made sure. Don't you worry. Okay, Isabel and Kelly, uh, fuck Mary. Kill. Danny DeVito. Oh fuck.

Kelly 57:37

He's dying. DeVito. He's

Kristine 57:38

dead.

Kelly 57:39

Dead. Who's dying? He dying. For sure. You don hard time remembering his face. Oh my God. Danny DeVito. He's a really short one. Yeah, he's super short. He's dead. He's dead fucking, absolutely. I didn't know he died. Yeah, I know. But have now. But his

Kristine 57:54

stands are, fuck Mary or kill. Yeah. I'll give you all three and then you can determine. That's good. Let's hear the other options. Look at him. He's fucking

Kelly 58:01

dead. Oh, you don't

Carrie 58:02

know what the other ones are yet.

Kelly 58:03

Shut up. I guess then I'd kill him. Not a single one. I know this is morbid, but he already dead. Did you guys see, did you guys see Brad Pitt yesterday at Wimbledon? I did. I showed Did I saw that shot. Is he looking rough

Kristine 58:14

eyes? No, he's looking

Kelly 58:15

good. He never looks rough, Carrie. He does. He's never gonna happen. I know he

Kristine 58:19

in bad phase. Google

Kelly 58:20

him. Brad Pit Wimbledon. I don't, I don't think he has a bad face,

Kristine 58:24

Isabel. Well, he looked low. He was super hairy that one time I was on the vibe. It wasn't good for me. Right.

Kelly 58:29

Brad Pitt Wimbledon. I seen him yesterday and I, I, wow. Show me, show me, show me shut. Ah, classic. Oh, you're looking classic. Oh. Oh shit.

Carrie 58:38

Right. Well, I'll be, because he did, he went through like a, he went through a

Kristine 58:42

bad, I know. He's back like a caveman phase. He's bad. Yeah, it was awful.

Kelly 58:46

He's bad that. Who are we

Carrie 58:48

talking about last week that I had to show on? The

Kristine 58:50

Ryan? Phil. Ryan, Felipe. Have you seen him lately? No. You look good. I want, I want that. Fuck. I want some of that. Yeah. I that movie and last week I

Carrie 58:59

did. Last week I did.

Kelly 59:01

What was the name of that movie? Cruel Intentions. No, look at him now. Cruel Intentions. That's right. He looks good.

Kristine 59:06

Yeah, he's good. Oh wow. I'll see it again. Well, doing well.

Kelly 59:10

He is doing well. He's doing well. He well, he's doing Sorry. So Daddy Devi. Yeah,

Kristine 59:14

daddy Devi

Kelly 59:14

gonna die. Al weird. Al. Oh shit. I take back. I can, I revert and I'd kill him. Are you ready

Kristine 59:21

for last one? No. Bill Nye the science guy. Oh, these are

Kelly 59:25

horrible. These, these are horrible.

Kristine 59:28

They're so bad. Who are you fucking, who are you marrying and who are you killing? Oh God. Okay. God. Nye.

Kelly 59:35

Who was the last guy? Weird Al. Weird Al. Okay, I'm gonna marry. I'm gonna marry. I'm gonna marry Bill Nye cuz he'll teach me shit. Yeahm. That's a good option.

Kristine 59:43

Fuck, I wanna say he's not that bad. He's pretty good looking. He's all

Kelly 59:46

right. You know what? I guess I not. Half if I had to pick, fuck Danny Devi vino. Cuz it'd be different, like a new experience. Are you kidding? Isabelle? You're gonna fuck Danny Devi. He's so little. That's so fucked. Ok. Fuck your little, he's very little. What am I gonna fuck? Weird owl? Are you kidding me? That's who I'm probably gonna fuck. No, I wouldn't wanna, I'd rather Danny. He's weird. It's gonna be weird. It's gonna No, but it's gonna be like creepy, weird. Whatever. It's better than a little man. Well, I take the little

Carrie 1:00:13

man. I'm gonna pee my pants. This

Kelly 1:00:15

is so funny. Hey, you're gonna fuck little Danny. And then who else? What else are you gonna do? Okay. Kevin, you're gonna marry Bill Nye have to Oh, Mary be Yeah, he's, he's the Marry a bowl one. Yeah. Bill N Bill Nye. Yeah. You're both marrying Bill Nye. I don't wanna marry him, but if I have to with a gun to my head, I will marry him. Okay. Yeah. Good. And then, uh, we're gonna kill Bill. Weird Al. Yeah. Who's weird? Alia Weird owl up or whatever. Fuck. Kill him. Okay. I'm gonna fuck weird Al cuz I feel like that'd be gross. Different freak. I'd be sick. Fucking freaking be fucking weird. Oh, I don't wanna watch that one. You go ahead and fuck that guy. Go ahead. I don't like him. Okay. I just saw a picture of him. I, no, I don't want to, you don't want

Kristine 1:00:56

Danny DeVito to do right now?

Kelly 1:00:59

Hold my feet. I don't wanna, I don't want to.

Carrie 1:01:01

I don't.

Kelly 1:01:02

Danny DeVito. Now you have to, you gotta pick one. Who are you gonna

Kristine 1:01:06

pick? Kelly? This is so hard. It's the end of the world. You gotta pick.

Kelly 1:01:11

But weird. Al looks creepy as look at his creepy as, yeah, he creepy. Daddy DeVito was at least a normal man, but he marry. Should I marry Danny though? And he'll just belittle and I'll just fuck him for the rest of life. Yeah, well you can marry one and just not fuck them ever. Yeah, that's possibility. I don't know. This is too hard. Okay. I am going to, I guess, fuck weird Al cuz it's one night, whatever shit happens. Oh, I'd be, maybe I'd be worried for you and then I'm gonna, who are the other ones?

Kristine 1:01:37

Danny, Devi, DeVito and Bill and N, the science guy. Well

Kelly 1:01:40

maybe I should marry Danny cuz he has probably, probably more money than

Carrie 1:01:43

Bill Nye. Yeah, probably.

Kristine 1:01:45

Probably. Oh wait, def,

Kelly 1:01:46

definitely. But maybe you should marry Danny DeVito. Maybe I should in that way You don't have to fuck him for the rest of my life. Secure. You don't have to fuck him. You don't have to. Well, I kind of do him. Well, I kind of by default maybe. Well, maybe. Okay. I'm just gonna marry Bill Nye and fuck. I mean, what? Wait,

Kristine 1:02:05

okay. You, you're gonna fuck Weird Owl is what you said

Kelly 1:02:07

earlier. You're gonna fuck weird. Al I'm gonna marry. Danny DeVito? Yeah.

Carrie 1:02:11

No, he, he's four foot 10.

Kelly 1:02:13

Oh my God. He's, he's dying. He's dead. Oh. I'm gonna kill Danny DeVito. Wow. Okay. You're killing Danny. I'm gonna fuck weird Al I guess, but I don't want to, and then I'm gonna close my eyes and then I'm gonna run your hair. Mary, his curly hair. He's weird. You should make

Carrie 1:02:28

sure he puts it up first. Yeah. Cause you don't want that in your

Kristine 1:02:31

face. Yeah. No. Oh, that's gross. So, and then

Kelly 1:02:33

I'm gonna marry Bill Nye. Yeah. So I can learn. I

Carrie 1:02:37

think, I think I married Bill n I think he

Kristine 1:02:39

looks like he'd be nice to, I think I kind man. And I didn't even have sex with him once I was married to him. Like, I would think I would just That's very kind of you. Thank you. You, I'm a, I'm

Kelly 1:02:50

a giver. Guess what else I'd do? I didn't even have sex with him.

Carrie 1:02:53

Did, did you give your answer? Yes. Oh, good. Okay. Okay. What would you guys do? Yeah. I would've married Bill Nye. I would've fucked Danny DeVito. Thank you. And weird Al is out the door. Yeah. Weird. You're

Kelly 1:03:05

also, you'd right to like this shorter dude. Like, God,

Kristine 1:03:09

it's a new thing, honestly. Like, try something new, Danny. Well,

Kelly 1:03:11

I wanna change my answer now, because I don't, he seems like a good man. It's, but he's just so tiny weird. Al is weird. Yeah. He'd

Kristine 1:03:19

creep you out.

Kelly 1:03:20

But maybe, maybe, maybe it's weird in a good way. Maybe not. Yeah. Maybe he's, you don't know. I'll

Kristine 1:03:24

let you guys know. Yeah. Okay. Well,

Carrie 1:03:25

you let us know. Yeah. Because we all killed him. Okay. Now you gotta ask me, are you asking me mine? Yeah, let's do it.

Kristine 1:03:31

Okay. Okay. So we're gonna do ours just out here? Yeah. Do the, the episode. Okay. Okay. Carrie, it's a theme. Okay. Uh, we are doing. Monsters. Oh, Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Oh, Godzilla. Godzilla and

Carrie 1:03:47

Kong. Fuck

Kelly 1:03:47

Godzilla. King Kong. Fuck

Kristine 1:03:48

Mary Kil. Carrie.

Kelly 1:03:50

King Kong. Fuck them. Yeah. I need good choice. I didn't get the name for nothing. I like that.

Carrie 1:03:55

I'm looking them up like, I like that. I'm looking them up. Just to like get a visual here. Yeah. Okay. Who was the first one? Franken. Frankenstein.

Kristine 1:04:01

Frankenstein. Frankenstein. Kill him. I would fuck him. Why? In my opinion, king Kong.

Kelly 1:04:07

Well, but he's, he's also an

Kristine 1:04:08

ape. Yeah. But then there's a big

Carrie 1:04:10

lizard. True. Who's a lizard. Okay. So I think Godzilla. I think I'm killing Godzilla. Yeah. I'm gonna fuck King Kong for sure. All Mary Frankenstein. Boom. At least he's somewhat human. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz now I'm into, yeah. Whatever it is.

Kelly 1:04:25

God's a lizard.

Kristine 1:04:26

Godzilla's a lizard. He's a big, that's new. He's a big guy. Creature thing. Yes. Oh yeah.

Carrie 1:04:32

Okay. That's a good choice. I have yours. You ready? So we've got, fuck, why don't

Kristine 1:04:36

ridiculous.

Kelly 1:04:36

You guys do this with hot people

Kristine 1:04:37

like Brad? Oh, we do. Sometimes we do, sometimes, sometimes we run out of like Brad Pitt,

Kelly 1:04:41

Megan Fox. Oh, those would be, those are goodies.

Carrie 1:04:45

Yeah. But like, that's just not as funny sometimes. Oh, true, true. Christine did Chris's last week. Did I get Chris's? No. Who did you gimme last week?

Kristine 1:04:53

I don't know. Tell me. I have a fucking memory of a squirrel. Yeah. Who did you gimme? Go

Carrie 1:04:58

week? Jto. Oh no, I was gonna do Chris's for you. Um,

Kristine 1:05:02

Chris, he,

Kelly 1:05:03

you gave me Ryan's.

Kristine 1:05:03

Oh, Ryan's, yeah. Ryan played Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gossing and Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. Right, right. So yeah, there

Carrie 1:05:07

were Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. I married Ryan Reynolds. Just everyone knows. Just cause he's so

Kristine 1:05:12

sweet to He is good. And like, one episode I gave her David BNAs, Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper. So like I do slide them in there. Cool. I always love that dude. But sometimes you run, I dunno who that is. Is that his name? Brianna? Was that? He was Brianna's. He was Angel.

Carrie 1:05:25

Angel on Buffy the Mount. Yes. I loved, I he was, he was on, uh, what's the one with the bones? He was on Bones. Yeah. Yes, he was. I don't know his thought. And now he's in, uh, seal team. He's a Fox.

Kelly 1:05:36

You guys, what? Why do you know? Well, I don't know because I loved Buffy. The vampires are so he was by Crush forever. Okay, let's

Carrie 1:05:43

hear Christine. Okay. Christine. Okay. It's Disney Edition. Oh, gastro. You gonna fuck 'em

Kelly 1:05:48

all? Yeah, gas on. Gas Don.

Carrie 1:05:49

Gas on. Is that from, from the Beast? Tarzan. Oh yeah. Fuck him. Hercules.

Kristine 1:05:55

Oof. Ooh. Oh that's

Kelly 1:05:57

tough. Well, you fuck Hercules, obviously. I think I fucked Taron.

Kristine 1:06:01

Really? You sure? It's gonna be wild? It's gonna be wild. And I kill gas on cuz he's a dick and I'd marry Hercules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can constantly like lift shit and do stuff for me. He's an asshole. He's a Kills the

Kelly 1:06:13

beast. He does? Yeah. Wow. Beauty. I feel like, I don't remember the movie.

Kristine 1:06:18

It's, but Tarzan, I think that that was guest on. Yeah. Yeah. He's a dick. A he is an asshole,

Carrie 1:06:25

but some people are into that. Yeah.

Kristine 1:06:27

Yeah. Totally. But Tarzan, I feel like he, some

Carrie 1:06:32

people like that. Yes. I get it. I get it. Like, you gonna be mean to me. I'm probably into it. Please.

Kristine 1:06:38

Yeah. No, totally. Yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck Tarzan or Yeah. Fuck Tarzan. I understand her. Be wild. It'd be wild. Yeah. That's how I feel about tur. Uh, Tarzan. Like he would be fucking nuts in. Yeah, he'd be nuts. He wild Now need me to teach him some stuff and I'm willing to do that. Oh shit.

Carrie 1:06:57

I want you to, you know that two weeks ago Christine gave me Ronald McDonald is one of my choices.

Kelly 1:07:02

Oh.

Kristine 1:07:03

Twisted Ronald McDonald, the Burger King. Oh shit. And, uh, the a and w Bear. Carrie

Kelly 1:07:10

killed the a w Bear. Oh, these are pretty fucked up. I don't know who you fucked the bear. Like what do you do?

Carrie 1:07:14

Uh, Ronald McDonald's. Cuz he's got such

Kelly 1:07:16

big, but he's a clown. Oh, that be so creepy. Carrie's

Kristine 1:07:20

fucking him. I, we just turned the lights off. I kill him. We turn the lights off. Yeah, just get like, just like wipe it out. Wipe his makeup off. Yeah. First, what do you think he would look like without his makeup on? I don't know. That's disgusting. I don't

Kelly 1:07:31

wanna know. Oh, weird. That's a serial killer. I'm

Carrie 1:07:33

gonna look probably He's a killer. My options weren't great you guys. Well, I had the W Bear in there. Sometimes you

Kristine 1:07:40

just have like, you run out of people so you, yeah. Bring in the characters. You have to close your eyes. I

Carrie 1:07:45

already have Next. I already, I already week's. I already did. Next week's for you. Oh good. Yeah. I haven't already written out in my notes. You guys should do

Kristine 1:07:51

girls. I do them all the time. And then somebody called me out on Instagram. She's like, how can you always give Carrie girls? And I'm like, I just as carrie's the lesbian inclusive. Are you kidding me?

Carrie 1:08:00

We did a Spice Girls edition. Oh, that's

Kristine 1:08:03

a fun one. Yeah. That was really fucking funny. That was on our first episode, I think. Yeah. Be good. I killed Scary Spice.

Carrie 1:08:08

Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. I married a posh Spice. Yeah. I would marry her too. And I fucked Ginger Spice.

Kelly 1:08:14

Yeah. Oh, that's a good choice. Oh yeah. I fully support your decision. Yeah, I would marry baby.

Carrie 1:08:19

No, baby wasn't, baby wasn't in the list. She's she not too docile. No. Cause I only have three. She me, I like, she's really obnoxious, very obnoxious I'd to push her around. She's just, she, she seems too sweet for me. Yeah, she's too. And as we, it's nice.

Kelly 1:08:35

Show us the truth. Not into that. Yeah, it's true. That's a valid point. Okay, well, well that, well,

Carrie 1:08:40

thank you guys for joining us.

Kelly 1:08:42

Sorry we went off the rails here guys. That's okay. I'm sorry. That's

Kristine 1:08:45

okay. What we were hoping for, I feel like we were just hanging out with our friends. We were, yeah. And

Carrie 1:08:49

it was great. It was really

Kristine 1:08:50

nice and people are gonna love it. And we'll have you guys on again. So I mean, if you want to, we would love, we'll never be back,

Kelly 1:08:56

hang out, train. It's been great. That's great. Okay.

Carrie 1:09:01

Thanks for listening everybody.

Kristine 1:09:02

Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye.